I wanna know what the nipples on a bloke are really for
I wanna know why there’s no white dog shit anymore
What’s goin’ on in Chapman’s head
When McCartney’s still alive and Lennon’s shot fucking dead
I wanna know why Jaegermeister’s little and he’s a pimp
I wanna know when Beadle’s had a wank with his withered hand
What’s the best thing for sliced bread?
Why did Jacko bleach his skin when he could’ve dyed it black instead?

I don’t know what you can’t say
Makes no difference anyway
Feel alright now, I’m back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can’t say
The way I feel gets in your way
Feel alright now, I’m back where the funnies are

I wanna know why an orange is an orange and a lemon is green
I wanna know when a blind man knows his ass is clean
I wanna know why the Germans ain’t funny
I wanna know where all my money’s been

I don’t know what you can’t say
Makes no difference anyway
Feel alright now, I’m back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can’t say
The way I feel gets in your way
Feel alright now, I’m back where the funnies are

I don’t know what you can’t say
Makes no difference anyway
Feel alright now, I’m back where the funnies are
Feel alright and you can’t say
The way I feel gets in your way
Feel alright now, I’m back where the funnies are




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» Be My Drug
» Beautiful Me Beautiful You
» Beautiful Thing You
» Caffeine Bomb
» Can't Do Right For Doing Wrong
» Caprice
» Crying Over Nothing
» Dangerlust
» Do The Channel Bop
» Down On London
» Dreaming In A
» Drinking About Life
» Everlone
» Fire Up
» Friend For 5 Minutes
» Genius Penis
» Geordie In Wonderland
» Get Your Groove On
» Getting It
» Give The Girl A Gun
» Got It On Tuesday
» Greetings From Shitsville
» Hate The World Day
» Heroin
» I Wanna Go Where The People Go
» If Life Is Like A Lovebank (I Want An Overdraft)
» In Like Flynn
» In Lilly's Garden
» Inglorious
» It's All Up To Me
» Jonesing For Jones
» Junkenstein
» Just In Lust
» Liberty Cap
» Love U 'Till I Don't
» Loveshit
» Mindslide
» Mood Swings And Roundabouts
» My Baby Is A Headfuck
» Naivety Play
» News Of The World
» Nexus Icon
» Nita Nitro
» Nite Songs
» Nothing Ever Changes But The Shoes
» Now Is The Colour
» Nurse Maximum
» One Before The Lights Go Out
» One Love One Life One Girl
» Only Love
» Out From The Inside
» Pissjoy
» Red Light Green Light
» Schitzophonic
» Show A Little Emotion
» Shut Your Fucking Mouth And Use Your Fucking Brain
» Sick Of Drugs
» SIN (In Sin)
» Sky Babies
» Sky Chaser High
» So Good To Be Back Home
» So Into You
» Someone That Won't Let Me Go
» Something Weird (Going On In My Head)
» Soul Searching On The Planet Earth (Different Kind
» Soundog Babylon
» Splattermania
» State Of Nondependence
» Suckerpunch
» The British All American Home Boy Crowd
» The Miles Away Girl
» The Song Formally Known As
» There's Only One Hell
» Thunderfuck
» Time To Let You Go
» Tom Take The Money
» Top Of The World
» Turning American
» Tv Tan
» Two Way Idiot Mirror
» Underkill
» Urge
» V-Day
» Vanilla Radio
» Velvet Presley
» Weekend (5 Long Days)
» White Lies
» Why You Lie
» Woah Shit You Got Through

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