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Dare to be Stupid
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It time to let the bed bugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the charmin you can
When Mr. Whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and give yourself a tan
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your motion working now
I'll show you how
You can
Dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
Forget I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilt milk
It's time for crying in your beer
So don't join the army join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet
Then party til you're broke and they drag you away
It's okay
You can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like they say you gotta buy one if you want
To get one free
Dare to be stupid
Yeah why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at bot
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