I took her out, it was a Friday night

I wore cologne to get the feeling right

We started making out, and she took off my pants

But then I turned on thefuckin TV

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck c



And thats about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by TV shows

What the fuck is ADD?

My friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again?

Whats my age again?



later on, on the drive home

I called her mom from a pay phone

I said I was the cops

And your husbands in jail

This state looks down on sodomy



And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And are still more amused by prank phone calls

What the fuck is call ID?

My friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again?

whats my age again?



(It's the soft pitty part!)



And thats about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're 23

And you still act like you're in Freshman year

What the fuck is wrong with me?

My friends say I should act my age

Whats my age again?

whats my age again?



And thats about the time that she broke up with me

No one should take themselves so seriously

With many years to go and fall in line

Why would you wish that on me?

I never want to act my age

Whats my age again?

Where's my asian friend?

Whats my age again?



WHERE'S MY ASIAN FRIEND?!?



Fuck yeah!




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» Does my Breath Smell?
» Don't Say You Love Me.
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» Hold On Hidden Green
» I Ed A Bitch Live
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» Pants Cd Hidden Track 15
» Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Live
» Time To Break Up Hidden Track 14
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