dogs are barking, birds are chirping
the only thing better if I was squirting
but there's no one here to love on me today
for the maiden's on holiday
for the maiden's on holiday

I'm a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle
hoping to avoid certain societal hassles
and I know what they say
but I ain't made of clay
for the maiden's on holiday
yeah, the maiden's on holiday

I ain't nothing but chivalrous
ain't never been nothing nasty between us
she knows where she stands
on the heart of a broken man

I'm gonna be bad no matter what
so I might as well go on ahead
and act like a butt
any ol' way, yeah, I'm still gonna pay
for the maiden's on holiday
yeah, the maiden's on holiday




» Arthur Murray
» Bernadette
» Betty Lonely
» Blanket over the Head
» Degenerate
» Doubting Woman
» Duty Free
» Free of Hope
» Giant Sands
» Gravity of the Situation
» Guilty by Association
» Hot Seat
» Ladle
» Little Vacation
» Maiden
» Myrtle
» Mysterious Tunnel
» New Town
» Old Hotel
» Onion Soup
» Panic Pure
» Parade
» Prick
» Replenished
» Sad Peter Pan
» Scratch, Scratch, Scratch
» See You Around
» Square Room
» Strange Language
» Swelters
» Tarragon
» Thailand
» Threads
» Thumbtack
» Until the Led
» Woodrow Wilson
» Wrong Piano

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