Mom made beans for dinner

you know i ate em all

said come get your coat on

goin to the mall gona visit santa

and sit apon his knee

but all that I could think about

was how not to cut the cheese

waiting there for santa

thought that id explode

the gas bubble grew bigger

with every ho ho ho

try my best to hide that I was doing swell

but when Isat down on santas lap he hollard whats that smell !



~chorus~

I farted on santas lap

now Christmas is gonna stink for me

I farted on santas lap

now ill get &*&*&*& under my Christmas tree



I asked him for a baseball

I asked him for a bat

I asked him for some ice skates

but I'll get none of that

I asked him for a lot of things

I'll have to do with out

when i sat down on santas lap

I let one slip out

~chorus~

On Christmas eve I snuck out

of my bed with out a sound

went down to the living room to take a look around

and then I saw santanext to the Christmas tree

his arms were full of preasents and they were all for me

put them in a pile got up to turn around

then blew a fart with such great force our tree all most

so I'll always charish that speacial moment when

I realized even old saint nick rips one now and then

~chorus~




» Addictive
» Bad Girl
» Bedtime
» Better Off Separated
» Breakdown
» Burn
» Call Me A Mack
» Can t Let U Go
» Can U Get Wit It
» Can U Handle It?
» Can U Help Me
» Can You Help Me
» Cant Let U Go
» Caught Up
» Caught Up (Remix)
» Come Back
» Come back featuring jd
» Comin' For X-Mas
» Confessions
» Confessions (Interlude)
» Confessions Ft Joe Budden
» Confessions Part 1
» Confessions Part I
» Confessions Part II
» Confessions Part II (Remix)
» Confessions Pt 1 (Extended Version)
» Confessions, Pt. 2
» Crazy
» Do It To Me
» Don't Be Cruel (Intro)
» Dot Com
» Every Little Step
» Final Goodbye
» Follow Me
» Good Ol Ghetto
» Good Ol' Ghetto
» Help Me
» Hottest Thing
» How Do I Say
» I Can't Let You Go
» I Can't Let U Go
» I Don't Know
» I Dont Know
» I Farted On Santas Lap
» I NEED A GIRL
» I Need Love
» I Want You Back (Throwback Remix) Feat Jadakiss
» I Will
» I Wish
» I'll Make It Right
» I'll Show You Love
» If I Want To
» Ill Make It Right
» Ill Show You Love
» Interlude 1
» Interlude 2
» Intro
» Intro (Confessions)
» IntroLude 8701
» Just Like Me
» Love Was Here
» Lovers amp Friends
» Lovers and Friends
» My Boo
» My Boo Feat Alicia Keys
» My Boo Remix
» My Way
» My Way Remix
» Nice
» Nice & Slow (B-Rock Remix)
» Nice & Slow (B-Rock Remix)(feat. Twista
» Nice & Slow (B-Rock Remix)
» Nice and Slow
» Nice and Slow B Rock Remix
» Nice 'N Slow Remixx
» Nice Slow
» Nice Slow (B-Rock Remix)
» Nice& Slow
» Niceandslow
» One Day You'll Be Mine
» One Day Youll Be Mine
» Ooh, Ohh, hey...
» Pianolude
» Pop ya collar
» Pop ya Coller
» Pop Ya' Collar
» pop your collar
» Red Light
» Red Light (Remix)
» Rock Wit'cha
» Roni
» Seduction
» Sentello
» Separated
» Seperated
» She Got The Part
» She's Got The Part
» Shes Got The Part
» Simple Things
» Slow Jam
» Slow Jam f Monica
» Slow Love
» Smile Again
» So Contagious
» Superstar
» Superstar (Interlude)
» Take Your Hand
» That's What It's Made For
» Thats What Its Made For
» The Many Ways
» Think Of You
» Throwback
» Throwback (Remix)
» Truth Hurts
» TTP
» Two's Company Three Is A Crowd
» Twork It Out
» U
» U Are the One
» U Don't Have To
» U Don't Have To Call
» U Don't Have To Call (Remix)
» U Don't Have to Call (remix) feat Ludacris
» U Dont Have To Call
» U Dont Have To Call (Remix)
» U Got It Bad
» U Make Me Wanna
» U Make Me Wanna (Extended Version)
» U R The One
» U Remind Me
» U Remind Me (Trackmasters Remix)
» U Took My Heart
» U Turn
» U-Turn
» Whispers
» Who is she to you Feat Brandy
» Without U
» Without U (Interlude)
» Without UInterlude
» Work It Out
» Yeah
» Yeah! (Remix)
» You God It Bad
» You Got It Bad
» You Got Itt Bad
» You Make Me Wanna
» You Make Me Wanna (Extended Version)
» You Make Me Wanna (JD's Remix)(feat. Jermaine Dupri
» You Make Me Wanna (JDs Remix)
» You Make Me Wanna (Timbaland Remix)(feat. Timbaland
» You Make Me Wanna JD's Remix
» You Make Me Wanna Timbaland Remix
» You Make Me Wanna Timbaland's Remix
» You Make Me Wanna...(Extended Version)
» You Remind Me
» You Took My Heart
» You'll Be In My Heart
» Youll Be In My Heart

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