Thanks to jostmatt@bgb.ch for these lyrics.

G-goobely-goo
Ah-h-h-hm

Ah yeah
Now check it out

I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
I sit down, and then I write me a toilet stool rap
Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea
I always come out with a funky fresh idea
Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and
To all the little kids I'm makin a good impression
Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
I hope my legendary style of rap lives on
This's a hidden secret where classics come from
Everybody has done it, even my man Run
Only in there I am the king of the throne
Hey, hey, you know I can't be alone
No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
No parents, no nieces, no nephews, no brats
That's the only way that I can get privacy
And you know where I write my funky fresh rhymes live, you see...

Me sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo...

Yo, bust it
Let me tell you a little something bout this episode
It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode
It was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath
All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was real def
I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do
What if I put a hype beat with the "p-pf 1-2"?
Then I write some words, so I really can use it
I think I would name this one Make The Music
Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent
Cause I go into the bathroom for rhymes I invent
Then I come out on stage like Superman
But never show the people my masterplan
Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels
Only think I'm doin, is movin bowels
A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it
Only thing I can say is...

I'm sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo
Doodoo
Doo-oo-oo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Rrrhaaa




» A Thing Named Kim
» Albee Square Mall
» And I Rock
» Bad by Myself
» Biz Dance Pt 1
» Biz in Harmony
» Biz is Goin Off
» Buck Wild
» Busy Doing Nuthin'
» Chinese Food
» Cool Vs Tribute to Scratching
» Country (Interlude)
» Do Your Thang
» Funk Is Back
» Groovin
» Hooker Got a Boyfriend
» I Need A Haircut
» I Told You
» I'm An Ugly Nigga (So What?)
» I'm Singin'
» I'm The Biz Markie
» I'm The Bizmarkie
» Im An Ugly Nigga (so What?)
» Intro (Weekend Warrior)
» Let Go My Eggo
» Let Me See U Bounce
» Let Me Turn You On
» Look Good To Me
» Make the Music With Your Mouth Biz
» Me Versus Me
» Mudd Foot
» My Man Rich
» Nobody Beats The Biz
» Not a Freak
» Party To The Break-A-Day
» Pickin Boogers
» Return of the Biz Dance
» Road Block
» Romeo And Juliet
» Romeo Juliet
» Shes Not Just Another Woman (Monique)
» Spring Again
» Take it From the Top
» Tear Shit Up
» The Dragon
» Things Get a Little Easier
» This is Something for the Radio
» Throw Back
» Turn Back The Hands Of Time
» Vapors
» What Comes Around Goes Around
» Young Girl Bluez

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