Salt-n-Pepa, Left Eye, etc.
(appears on The Songs Of West Side Story)



Excuse me Mr. Officer
You think we're bad, huh?
You wanna clean up the streets, huh?
Well you better put society in handcuffs
Ha ha, you got a hard job

Music by Bernstein
Lyrics by Sondheim
I'm talkin' 'bout West Side Story
It's before my time
Police sweat me like the Sharks & the Jets
Because I do what I does
So they wanna hit me
If you let me
I'll explain the game
Clear my name
And show you ain't a damn thing changed
So don't criticize the way that I ball hey
This ain't Broadway
We learned it the hard way

Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke
You gotta understand
It's just our bringin' upke
That gets us out of hand
Our mothers all are junkies
Our fathers all are drunks
Golly Moses, naturally we're punks

Gee, Officer Krupke
We're very upset
We never had the love
That every child oughta get
We ain't no deliquents
We're misunderstood
Deep down inside us there is good

There is good!

There is good, there is good
There is untapped good
Like inside, the worst of us is good

You see, Officer Krupkee
You gotta have some compassion
You know, you always harrassin' me
But what you don't understand is
I come from a broken home
My momma don't care about me
My daddy don't care about me
And you always gettin' on my case
It ain't me homeboy
It's society

Dear kindly Judge, your Honour
My parents treat me rough
With all their marijuana
They won't give me a puff
They didn't wanna have me
But somehow I was had
Leapin' lizards, that's why I'm so bad

Right! Officer Krupke
You're really a square
This boy don't need a judge
He needs an analyst's care
It's just his neurosis
That oughta be curbed
He's psychologically disturbed

He's disturbed!

We're disturbed, we're disturbed
We're the most disturbed
Like we're psychologically disturbed

We out of our minds you know what I'm sayin'
Yeah, because we got problems
Deep down inside
I ain't got no analystic junk heap
And sit down on the couch
Then find out why I'm disturbed
I know why I'm disturbed
And you know what
I don't care
Cuz it's just like that
And that's just how it is
You know what I'm sayin'
That's the way it is
Crazy

Father is a bastard
My mom's an S-O-B
My grandpa's always plastered
My gramma pushes tea
My sister wears a moustache
My brother wears a dress
Goodness gracious, that's why I'm a mess

Officer Krupkee you're really a slob
This boy don't need a doctor
Just a good honest job
Society played him a terrible trick
And socialogically he's sick

We are sick!

We are sick, we are sick
We are sick sick sick
Like we're sociologically sick

In other words
This is what happens when cousins marry
We are pendejo heads, inbred
Hey we're like Chicano Forrest Gump's

Dear kindly social worker
They say go earn a buck
Like be a soda jerker
Which means like be a schmuck
It's not I'm antisocial
I'm only antiwork
Glory Osky, now that's why I'm a jerk
Officer Krupkee ya done it again
This boy don't need a doc
He needs a year in the pen
It ain't just a question of misunderstood
Deep down inside, he ain't no damn good

I'm no good!

We're no good, we're no good
We're no earthly good
Like the best of us is no damn good

The trouble is he's crazy
The trouble is he drinks
The problem is he's lazy
The trouble is he stinks
The trouble is he's growin'
The trouble is he's grown
Krupkee we've got troubles of our own

Gee, Officer Krupkee
We're down on our knees
Cuz no one wants a fella
With a social disease
Gee, Officer Krupkee
What are we to do
Gee, Officer Krupkee
Krup you!




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» Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg (Ben Liebrand Club Mix)
» Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg (Left Eye's 3 Minutes & Counti
» Ain't 2 Pround 2 Beg
» Aint 2 Proud 2 Beg
» Album 'Fanmail'
» All I Want For Christmas
» All That
» All That QuotTheme Song
» All That Theme Song
» Automatic
» Baby Baby Baby
» Baby-Baby-Baby
» Baby-Baby-Baby (Extended Remix)
» Bad By Myself
» Be Somebody
» Big Willie Style
» Bugging Bugger
» Can I Get A Witness Interlude
» Can I Get A Witness Interlude
» Can I Get A Witness-interlude
» Case Of The Fake People
» Changes
» Come Get Some
» Come Get Some (Feat Lil Jon Youngbloodz)
» Come On Down
» Communicate
» Communicate Interlude
» Communicate (Interlude)
» Communicate-Interlude
» Conclusion
» Cradle Rock
» Crazy
» CrazySexyCool (Interlude)
» CrazySexyCool - Interlude
» Crazysexycool-interlude
» Creep
» Creep (DARP Remix)
» Damage
» Damaged
» Das Da Way We Like 'em
» Das Da Way We Like Em
» Dear Lie
» Depend On My Self
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» Diggin On You
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» Dirrty Dirrty
» Dirty
» Dirty Dirty
» Don't Pull Out On Me Yet
» Dont Pull Me Out On Me Yet
» Dont Pull Out On Me Yet
» Fan Mail
» Fanmail
» Freedom
» Freedom (Dallas' Dirty Half Dozen Mix)
» Gee, Officer Krupkee
» Get Away
» Get Away (Bonus Track)
» Get It Up
» Ghetto Love
» Ghetto Love (Edited)
» Girl Talk
» Girls Talk
» Give a Shout out to My Baby
» Give It to Me While It
» Give It To Me While It's HOT
» Give It To Me While Its Hot
» Good Love
» Good Lovin'
» Grown Ups
» Hands Up
» Hands Up (Remix)
» Hands Up (So So Def Remix)
» Hat 2 Da Back
» Hey Hey Hey Hey
» His Story
» Ho Remover
» How Do You Like It
» I Do
» I Feel As If I Need Love
» I Miss You So Much
» I Need That
» I Need That (Exclusive MP3Com Track)
» I'm Good At Being Bad
» If I Was Your Girlfriend
» If They Knew
» Im Good At Being Bad
» In Your Arms Tonight
» Interlude
» Intermission Lude
» Intermission 1
» Intermission 2
» Intermission I
» Intermission II
» Intermission Lude
» Intermission-Lude
» Intro
» Intro (On the TLC Tip)
» Intro lude
» Intro-Lude
» It's Gonna Be On
» Kick Your Game
» Kick Your Game (Remix)
» Kick Your Game (So So Def Remix)
» Let's Do It Again
» Lets Do It Again
» Love Sick
» Lovesick
» Make Noize
» My Life
» My Secret Enemy
» Never Be The Same Again
» No Hooch
» No Scrub
» No Scrubs
» No Scrubs (LP Version)
» No Scrubs CD Version
» No scrubs rap
» No Scrubs Remix
» No Scrubs Video Remix
» No Scrubs Video Version With Rap
» No Scrubs(Left Eye Rap Virsion)
» No Scrubs-rap
» No Tighter Wish
» Nobody Do It Better Than Us
» Not Tonight
» Not Tonight (Remix Unedited)
» Not Tonight (Remix)
» Over Me
» Party Time
» Quickie
» Red Light Special
» Red Light Special (LA's Flava Mix - Extended Versi
» Reversal Of A Dog
» Scrubs
» Sexy Interlude
» Sexy Interlude
» Sexy-Interlude
» Shock Dat Monkey
» Shout
» Silly Ho
» Silly Hoe
» Sixty Seconds
» Sixty Seconds (The Conclusion)
» Sleigh Ride
» So Dumb
» So So Dumb
» Somethin You Wanna Know
» Somethin' You Wanna Know
» Spread My Wings
» Sumthin Wicked This Way Comes
» Sumthin' Wicked This Way Comes
» Switch
» T-Boz Tried To Talk To Me
» Take Our Time
» The Vic E Interpretation Interlude
» The Vic E Interpretation Interlude
» The Vic-e Interpertation (Interlude)
» The Vic-E Interpretation
» The Vic-E Interpretation (Interlude)
» This Is How It Should Be Done
» This Is How It Works
» This Is How It Works (Waiting to Exhale Soundtrack)
» Touch Myself
» Touch Myself (Remix)
» Turn Tables
» Turntable
» U In Me
» U in Me (Bonus Track)
» U Know What's Up
» Understanding
» Unpretty
» Unpretty Remix
» Wanna Take Me Back
» Waterfalls
» What About Your Friends
» What About Your Friends (Extended Remix)
» What It Ain't (Ghetto Enuff)
» What's Up
» Whispering Playa Interlude
» Whispering Playa-Interlude
» Who's It Gonna Be
» Whoop-De-Whoo
» Whoopty Whoo
» You in Me
» You In Me (bonus Track For Japan On Fan Mai)

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