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Quarantine
Our little dog is six years old, and he's smart as any darn kid
As soon as you mention the V.E.T., he damn near flips his lid
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm
These are words that make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm
Oh, the Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away
Caused me and my wife to have a big fight and then both of them bit me
Anbd that's why I am going to get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
She shouted "Get him Rover" and he jumped over and bit my L.E.G.
She sank her fangs in my B.U.M. and called me an S.O.B.
Well i'm tellin' you, that was my cue to gett O.F..F. -ski
And I'm going down to the the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.
Oh, the D.I.V.O.R.C.E. proceedings start today
And soon both my wife and my wee scabbly dog will both be hauled away
That's why I spell out all of these words so as my dog can't hear
Though I must admit that dog has been acting Q.U.E.R. queer
Yes I must admit that dog has been acting Q.U.E.R. queer
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