Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six long years
On your trail
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent six years on your trail
Six full years of my life on your trail
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y....W.C.A
I said: "I like it here - can I stay?
I like it here - can I stay?
And, do you have a vacancy
For a Back-scrubber?"
She was left behind, and sour
And she wrote to me on the hour
She said: "In the days when you were
hopelessly poor
I just liked you more..."
So if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
I went to London and I
I booked myself in at the Y....W.C.A
I said: "I like it here - can I stay?
I like it here - can I stay?
And, do you have a vacancy
For a Back-scrubber?"
Call me morbid, call me pale
I've spent too long on your trail
Far too long
Chasing your tail
And if you have five seconds to spare
Then I'll tell you the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
That's the story of my life
Sixteen, clumsy and shy
The story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
That's the story of my life
The story of my life




» A Rush And A Push And The Land Is Ours
» Accept Yourself
» Accept Yourself (BBC)
» Ask
» Ask (Rank)
» Asleep
» Back To The Old House
» Back To The Old House (BBC)
» Barbarism Begins At Home
» Big Mouth Strikes Again
» Bigmouth Strikes Again
» BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN (RANK)
» Cemetery Gates
» Cemetry Gates
» CEMETRY GATES (RANK)
» Death At One's
» Death At One's Elbow
» Death Of A Disco Dancer
» Death Of A Discodancer
» Frankly, Mr. Shankly
» Girl Afraid
» Girlfriend In A Coma
» Golden Lights
» Half A Person
» HALF A PERSON (BBC)
» Hand In Glove
» Hand In Glove (haven't got)
» HAND IN GLOVE (SHAW)
» HAND IN GLOVE (TATE)
» Handsome Devil
» Handsome Devil (BBC)
» HANDSOME DEVIL (TATE)
» Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
» How Soon Is Now
» I Am Human
» I Don't Owe You Anything
» I DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING (TATE)
» I Keep Mine Hidden
» I Know It's Over
» I KNOW IT'S OVER (RANK)
» I Know ItS Over
» I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
» I Want A Boy For My Birthday
» I Want The One I Can't Have
» I Won't Share You
» I'm So Sorry
» IS IT REALLY SO STRANGE ? (BBC)
» Is It Really So Strange?
» Jeane
» JEANE (SHAW)
» Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
» London
» LONDON (RANK)
» Marie's The Name (His Latest Flame)
» MARIE'S THE NAME (HIS LATEST FLAME) / RUSHOLME RUFFIANS
» Meat Is Murder
» Miserable Lie
» MISERABLE LIE (BBC)
» MISERABLE LIE (TATE)
» Never Had No One Ever
» Nowhere Fast
» Paint A Vulgar Picture
» Panic
» PANIC (RANK)
» Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
» Pretty Girls Make Graves
» PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES (BBC)
» PRETTY GIRLS MAKE GRAVES (TATE)
» Reel Around The Fountain
» REEL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN (BBC)
» REEL AROUND THE FOUNTAIN (TATE)
» Rubber Ring
» RUBBER RING WHAT SHE SAID (RANK)
» Rusholme Ruffians
» RUSHOLME RUFFIANS (BBC)
» Shakespeare's Sister
» Sheila Take A Bow
» Shoplifters Of The World Unite
» Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
» Some Girls Are Bigger Then Other
» Still Ill
» STILL ILL (BBC)
» STILL ILL (RANK)
» Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before
» Stretch Out And Wait
» Stretch Out And Wait (Version 2)
» Suffer Little Children
» SUFFER LITTLE CHILDREN (TATE)
» Summer Nights
» Supermodels
» Sweet And Tender Hooligan
» That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
» The Boy With a Thorn in His Side
» The Boy With The Thorn In His Side
» THE BOY WITH THE THORN IN HIS SIDE (RANK)
» The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
» The Headmaster Ritual
» The Queen Is Dead
» THE QUEEN IS DEAD (RANK)
» The Sha La La Song
» There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
» There's A Light That Never Goes Out
» Theres a Light That Never Goes Out
» These Things Take Time
» THESE THINGS TAKE TIME (BBC)
» THESE THINGS TAKE TIME (TATE)
» This Charming Man
» THIS CHARMING MAN (BBC)
» THIS CHARMING MAN (INSTRUMENTAL)
» THIS CHARMING MAN (LONDON)
» This Night Has Opened My Eyes
» This Night Has Opened My Eyes (BBC)
» Unhappy Birthday
» Unloveable
» Vicar In A Tutu
» VICAR IN A TUTU (RANK)
» Well I Wonder
» What Difference Does It Make
» WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ? (BBC)
» WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE ? (TATE)
» What Do You See In Him?
» What She Said
» What's The World?
» William It Was Really Nothing
» Wonderful Woman
» WONDERFUL WOMAN (BBC)
» Work Is A Four Letter Word
» Work Is A Four-Letter Word
» You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby
» You Just Haven't Earnt It Yet, Baby
» You've Got Everything Now
» YOU'VE GOT EVERYTHING NOW (TATE)

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