I was free form finger fucking Frieda

Late one fiery Friday night

My hands were getting lazy

But I was driving Frieda crazy

So I free form fucked her till the morning light



I was basically bombing Betty's butthole

In the backseat of her daddy's big black Benz

I was huffin and a moanin

She was snortin and a groanin

And I fucked that freaked out freshmen to a frenz



I was eating Edna's extra enchiladas

Easily the best I've ever had

They were creamy and delicious

And I would've licked her dishes

But we were rudely interrupted by her dad



I like pudding I like cheese

I like your momma on her knees

I like cake and candycorn

Your daddy watches kiddieporn

I like pudding I like cheese

I say welcome thanks and please

I like springtime I like fall

I like coming when you call



I was lickin linda's lovely little lemons

While we were lollygagging lying by the lake

I told her they were zesty

And she got a little testy

So she whipped me up a see ya later shake



I was sixtynining sexy Sarah Sandler

When she went ahead and broke her magic spell

I was out in outer space

When she farted in my face

And my god I thought and died and gone to hell



I was teething Traci's tiny suntanned titties

While she was doing something crazy with my nuts

I said baby where're you going

She said boy you'll soon be knowing

Then she plunked her pudgy pinky in my butt



I like ice cold lemonade

I like coke and gatorade

I like frying in the sun

I like having too much fun

I like having sex with mom

Because that woman's quite the bomb

I like playing with my balls

But I like coming when you call




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» Good
» Hanging Out With the Horny Girls
» I Fucked Your Daughter Up the Ass, Boy
» I’m Not the One You Love
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» Pay at the Pump
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» T'uela Me La Pela
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» Trippin My Mind
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