I know this is gonna sound...kinda bad, but i really have to say, and this is kinda what i believe, alcohol is the root of all evil. don't worry, it's just my opinion. don't get so...defensive
N't look so..pissed off. i'm not talking about you specifically. i don't eve know you. i'm talking about my life. on my 12th birthday at mary's house in lexington, i had my first beer. i sp
Ost of it out. her older sister's friend was feeding it to me in his truck, in the driveway. he was 16. oh, we were listening to foreigner, and he was putting his fingers down my pants. i wa
Ing to be a grown up girl, drinking a beer. well, i drank beer for 14 years. you know, every bad thing that has ever happened to me would not have occurred if alcohol was not involved. the la
Ve boyfriends, out of my total ten, would never even have started if i hadn't been drunk as hell when i met him. god, looking back i shake my head. it's surprising isn't it? i never could hol
Liquor. never once in my dri
Nking history did i not get fully pissed. everytime. i have never, ever, been sober after two. cheap date. the funnest date. the loudest jokes, the potty mouth. why, i remember this one ti
Anding behind the bar where the bartenders were workin', and because i knew that 2 photographers from national geographic were sittin' at the bar, i was showing 'em my tricks. "watch the c
An girl pick the pimento out of the olive with her tongue." yeah, always a barrel of laughs. how could i be taken seriously i was drunk! i don't know, i feel kinda weird. i feel kinda st
It's weird. i feel kinda stupid. it's weird. i'm not necessarily bitter, but i can't ever drink again, but i feel better, i feel in control, i don't know how i ever drank. i really don't k
Ow i drank all that time. i don't
Think that, uh, drinking is for everybody, and i don't think not drinking's for everybody. but i gotta say, sobriety makes hindsight beyond 20/20. and i still think, and will always maintain,
Ol is the root of all evil.




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» Alcohol Is The Root
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» Alcoholor Comedy
» All You Ever Do
» Alphabet Poem
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» Choking On The Truth
» Chotee
» Daddy's Getting Married
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» Dress
» Eine Tasse Tee
» Factory Hot Rod
» Gig Tits
» Half A Day A Week
» I Died
» I Love Myself Today
» I'm Afraid Of Britney Spears
» I'm Yer Peer
» If I
» Im Yer Peer
» Infected Tattoo
» Interruption
» Intertuption
» Intro (O k e n s p a y O r d w a y I)
» Intro (O k e n s p a y O r d w a y I)
» Isabelle
» Leader
» Lucky Ones
» Make Like A Tree
» Moment Of Weakness
» My Bike
» My Satan Poem
» My Whole Life
» No Me Drink
» Obsessed W Childhood
» Obsessed W/ Childhood
» Obsessed With Childhood
» October Songs
» Only The Girl
» Papa Va Se Marier
» Poem #357651
» Porno Brainwash
» Rich And Filthy
» Rock Star Man
» Singin
» Snowboarding
» Sophia
» Stolen Sidewalk
» Stumpy The Mouse
» Succulent
» T.v. Baby
» Tango Shoes
» Tell On You
» Tengo Shoes
» The Gross Gross Man
» The Peacock Song
» Twitch
» We're Assholes
» We're Not Gonna Take It
» You Are The Master
» You Got The Job
» You Star Man
» Zoinks!

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