Ooh I can't get out of bed
Let's stay at home instead
I just want to play with you all day
Good loving gives me a thrill
But it don't pay the bills
Somehow true love will find a way.

CHORUS:
Gonna get a grant! Gonna get a grant!
Gonna get a grant to be in love
We'll philander for philanthropy
Doing what comes naturally
Let's get a grant for love!

Yum yum, we sure can cook
It's time we wrote the book
The whole world needs our recipe
We'll cuddle without a care
In our own endowed chair
In applied anthropology

BRIDGE:
Won't need no advanced degrees
We'll show 'em how we hug and sqeeze
Kisses so delectable
They've got to be tax-deductible.

CHORUS

From Berkeley to M.I.T.
We'll be our favorite charity
Donating our bodies to research
We'll hit the best resorts
Sending quarterly reports
Graphing every lesson we have learned.

BRIDGE:
Your methods drive me mad
I want to fund you so bad
And when our passion's sated
We can be evaluated!

CHORUS




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» Diamonds Of Anger
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» Face At The Window
» Father's Song
» Fathers Song
» Fifty Nine Cents
» Fifty-Nine Cents
» Friends First
» Gonna Get A Grant
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» Guinevere And The Fire
» Hot Frogs On The Loose
» Housewarming
» I Didn't Know
» I Will Stand Fast
» If I Were A Moose
» If I Were Taken Now
» Jaguar
» Jimmy Come Lately
» Larry The Polar Bear
» Leslie Is Different
» Letter From May Alice Jeffers
» Lifeboat
» Light In The Hall
» Lost That Pretty Little Gal of Mine
» Lost That Pretty Little Gal Of Mine To Title Ix
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» Loves Gonna Carry Us
» Mistaken Identity
» No Limit
» No More Vietnams
» Peace Is
» Rodney King's Blessing
» Scott And Jamie
» Scrambled Eggs And Prayers
» Simple Living
» Smile When You're Ready
» Stand Up
» Talking Wheelchair Blues
» The Dancing Light
» The Distance
» The Heart Of The Appaloosa
» The Hills Of Ayalon
» The Hug
» The Hug Song
» The Last Time I Had Autumn
» The Marine's Lament Or The Pink Peril
» The Other Side Of The Wood
» The Peace Dragon
» This Love
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» Too Many People
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» Willies Song

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