I'd like to do a song this time that we -
Well, we generally have a song for the girls and boys in the audience beause lots of the songs are for the adult members of the audience. Anyway this a very old number, a story about home sweet home, and the story about the fights the kids have some time, and the fights that mum and dad have some time, amd some of the fights we all have together some time, I know - that stoney stare.
Anyway this one is plainly called "If I Only Had A Home Sweet Home"

Oh I had a little home that I call my own
There's no place like home
And I have a little wife, she's the plague of my life
There's no place like home
When I come home from a hard day's work
The kids all greet me with a face black as dirt
And the tea hangs down the front of their shirt
There's no place like home - play now

So when the wife's relations come to visit you
There's no place like home
Oh they all come around and stick like glue
There's no place like home
Your mother'n-law takes the best bed that you've got
Puts you outside on an old rusty cot
And your brother-'n-law lays around half shot
There's no place like home - oh yeah

Now when the baby cries out in the middle of the night
There's no place like home
And you hunt castor oil without any light
There's no place like home
And then you tread on an upturned tack
You're slidin' down the stairs on the road of your back
And your wife hollars out, Hurry up Jack
There's no place like home

Oh there's no place li-ike home, sweet home
And your wife puts her feet in the middle of your back
There's no place like home




» (Im Going Back Again To) Yarrawonga
» A Pub With No Beer
» Along The Road To Gundagai
» Beautiful Queensland
» By A Fire Of Gidgee Coal
» Caseys Luck
» Country Livin
» Danger! Road Train
» Duncan
» Gday Gday
» Gum Trees By the Roadway
» Hes Just the One
» I Dont Want No Woman Around
» If I Only Had A Home Sweet Home
» If Those Lips Could Only Speak
» Indian Pacific
» Leaning Post
» Lights On the Hill
» Little Boy Lost
» Losin My Blues Tonight
» Old Riders In the Grandstand
» Old Time Country Halls
» Pay Day At the Pub
» Road Train Blues
» Sequel To the Pub With No Beer
» Somewhere Between
» Suvla Bay
» Sweeney
» That Old Bush Shanty Of Mine
» The Biggest Disappointment
» The Drovers Cook
» The Man From Snowy River
» The Man From the Never Never
» The Melbourne Cup
» The Overlander Trail
» The Rose In Her Hair
» The Whispering Bush
» Three Rivers Hotel
» Walk A Country Mile
» When the Rain Tumbles Down In July
» You Can Never Do Wrong In A Mothers Eyes

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