[ VERSE 1 ]

Let me tell a little story 'bout a friend that I got

His name's Rodney, a geek, he hangs at the spot

You know the type, real shy, thick glasses and all

Goofy, kinda pudgy, 'bout 5 ft. tall

He was a moron, a pest, but his ways were good

I know you probably had this kind in your neighborhood

If you do you should listen and listen well

To the story 'bout Rodney I'm about to tell

Frat party at the college, Rodney got ill

Uninvited but excited so he had to chill

Two kegs inside and a posse of girls

While Rodney stood goofy like Rocky the Squirrel

Couldn't dance, couldn't wiggle if you want the truth

About his fogged up glasses and a missing tooth

He was a failure, and it showed in his face

But he was always on time and never late

To the grooves, but they wouldn't let him in

And Rodney'd get ill when the party begann

I'd always hear strange stories of the things he'd say

He got mad and threw his glasses at one DJ

But the party went on and so did Rodney's life

Who walked home in a blur and didn't sleep that night



He's Rodney

He's Rodney the geek

He's Rodney

Rodney the geek



[ VERSE 2 ]

Rodney kept a B average, he was good in school

But his one and only problem was bein cool

While everyone drove Cougars Rodney drove a bug

And often got into fights with the flatland thugs

There was at least ten of them in the flatland bunch

And they all forced Rodney to buy them lunch

They took his Rolex, man, a Christmas gift

That's when Rodney decided to make a shift

School transfers didn't work and neither did the cops

But Rodney knew one day this would have to stop

So a newspaper ad brought Rodney some life

Be cool plus learn karate and the class is at night

So he dialed the number but he failed to see

The three fat zeros where it stated the fee

Rodney's bank account empty now he's outta luck

Cause to take the course it cost a thousand bucks



He's Rodney

Rodney the geek

He's Rodney

Rodney the geek



[ VERSE 3 ]

He tried a new wardrobe and a brand new hat

And for the flatland thugs he carried a gat

It was peace shooter, just a .25 automatic

But anything was cool just to calm the static

He went to school the next morning, he was feelin great

And for the flatland bunch at lunch he'd wait

With his Fila suit he was way too live

Standin in the cafeteria with his chrome .25

But there was somethin about the thugs he did not know

Under all of those coats were big .44's

So when they strove to take a stand

Pain, strife and trouble in his life again

But yet he pulled his gun, his hand shiverin and shakin

His Fila suit and his hat were taken

He fired in the air once but then he paused

And ran to the office in his polka dot drawers



He's Rodney

Rodney the geek

He's Rodney

Rodney the geek



[ VERSE 4 ]

He was expelled from school for carryin a gat

Got to the parking lot and his tires were flat

Polka dot underwear and his vehicle stuck?

No triple A car, boy, you're outta luck

He hopped in his car, rolled his windows tight

And that's where Rodney slept that night

I went to school the next day, they towed his car away

And in the back of my mind I hear Rodney say...

"I'm not a geek!"



Rodney the geek

Rodney the geek



I hear he's doin well, he's moved out the hood

He's got a couple of friends, and man, that's good

Cause even though he was a geek he's stil my pal

And Rodney, if you're out there, I wish you well



He's Rodney

Rodney the geek

He's Rodney

(Hahaha)

Rodney the geek



Yeah

Rodney was a partner of mine, you know what I'm sayin?

I wanna send this shout-out to all the geeks

all the squares, you know what I'm sayin?

Don't attempt to be hard, be what you are, man

Be yourself, cause that's what time it is

Peace



He's Rodney

Rodney the geek




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