A man should call the toss
Wear the pants, and be the boss
A man should be the drink
For his own damn sake

And men should the misters
And the masters of their sisters
A man should be the reason
For a heart to break

A man should cut the lawn
Change the tire, mend the worn
A man should never wait
To oil a rusting gate

Men should hold the key positions
In our country's great traditions
A man should put the food
Upon the family plate

So, be moral
Don't quarrel
Fair and square is best

Let me alert you
That virtue won't hurt you
Or desert you
If you wear hair on your chest

So always remember to follow the rules
Box clever
And jocks never
Hock another jock's tools

A man should wax a car
Fix a fuse, and tend the bar
A man should like his brow
To be wet with sweat

Men should know the right occasions
To indulge in tax evasions
A man should know the settings
That his spark plugs get

Faggots are maggots
Thank God I'm a man




» Anyhow, Anyhow
» Bitchin' In The Kitchen
» Breakin' Out
» Carte Blanche
» Dammit, Janet
» Denton, Usa
» Duel Duet
» Farley's Song
» Hot Patootie
» In My Own Way
» Little Black Dress
» Look What I Did To My Id
» Looking For Trade
» Lullaby
» Me Of Me
» Science Fiction/Double Feature
» Science FictionDouble Feature
» Shock Treatment
» Sweet Transvestite
» Thank God I'm A Man
» The Time Warp
» There's A Light
» There's A Light (Over At The Frankenstein Place)
» Toucha, Toucha, Toucha, Touch Me
» What Ever Happened To Saturday Night?

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