How long has it been since I've been on a real date?

If this continues I may never find a mate

Well I'm not serious, so please don't get me wrong

All I want's a date with you

That's why I took the time to write this song



Life is a blast and I am really having fun

But things are always better when there's two instead of one

I know God has a plan, His timing's never late

But until He brings a girl along I guess that I'll just have to wait



[Chorus:]

So come into my house

And sit down on my couch

My couch is made of orange vinyl

Why don't you stay a while?

I like to see you smile



I don't believe it but my friends all say it's true

They say you should sit back and let the women come to you

I'm on the lookout but I haven't found her yet

I'm an only lonely Romeo and I can't find my Juliet



That's not the way this story ends

This song is mostly just a joke

I'll watch the want ads on TV

I'll find a girl that's right for me

I'll find a girl for me



[Chorus]



But if you are suspicious, if you are paranoid

Just be forewanrned that these are traits that I try to avoid

If you are sweet and caring, if you're successful too

If you've got money in the bank

Hey baby, I'm the man for you



[Chorus]




» Always Right
» As I Lift My Hands
» Dotted Line
» Dragnet
» Every Moment
» Fishy
» Four On The Floor
» Hey
» I'll Be With You
» If You Only Knew
» In My Boat
» Livin' On A Prayer
» Lucy
» Mobile Telephones
» Mon Petite Chou-Chou
» Never Let You Go
» Our Finest Hour
» Smile At Me
» Together
» Togther
» Until June
» Who Cares About Tommorow
» Who Cares About Tomorrow
» Wish You Were Here
» Worth The Wait

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