welcome 2 the second chapter,my friend (my friend)..
i told you 3 songs before,how the story began.
believe me, bein broke is not the best of all,but the worst of all is if ure tryin2 be
rich and have a dog hanginon your testicals,yo.
i ran away,and then i tried 2 hide.
i saw this muthafukkinbus on the corner,so i jumped inside.
the doors got closed,so i took a look around,guess what i saw...
24 beautiful women,lookin at me without makin a sound.
this must b a dream and i tried 2 wake up (shit!).
but this little munster between my legs proved me da opposite,yo.
one bite deeper,and i would sound like rob halford.
so i said,listen up ladies,theres a thing that i need ya help 4.
get this dog (shall i call it a dog or a rat?)off my dick,better make it quick,
this little teeth are makin me sikk.
they were from sweden,a cheerleadin-team,
on their way 2 some kind of championship,if u know what i mean.
the girl in the middle said:"get this pussy!",
i said :"what?now?"
"not you!the chihuahua,that seems 2 be part of your balls."
ey yo,the beast jumped off,and my menhood got saved,
and 12 fukkinhours later 24 pussies got shaved...




» Alina
» Bahama Mama
» Brompton-City Anthem
» Discohead
» Down & Out I
» Down & Out II
» Down Out I
» Down Out II
» Husky/Gone
» Kisses Of A Strobelight
» Lil Indians
» Me Vs. Me
» No Champagne
» No. 11
» No.11
» None Of YAll
» None Of Y'All (featuring Afu-Ra)
» Pearls Beauty
» Poonanee
» Quake
» Realcuties
» Shelltoes Fatlaces
» Whoo!
» Whooo
» Wong Tsong

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