Heaven is a Halfpipe
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can’t do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin’ dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin’
back With Jesus packing my (bong)
And if you don’t believe in Jesus
Then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can’t do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there’s a sign that says,
"Do not skate"
So if you wanna come to my Heaven
Well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can’t do sh*t
Without the man f***in’ with it

Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that
I’d been callin’ fate
I’m sorry friend you can’t come in
You got a list here that doesn’t end
You’re mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teachin’ any classes in how to cope
I’ll find a place to rest my head
I’d rather be alone now that I’m dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in ‘87
We’ll be bustin’ Christ airs until we get to Heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I’m gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth
I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back

(Heaven is a halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I can’t do sh*t
Without the man f***in’ with it

If I die before I wake
(If I die before I wake)
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I can’t do sh*t
('Cause right now on Earth I can’t do sh*t)
Without the man f***in’ with it

Method air judo air
I don’t care no
I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t care

If I die before I wake
At least in Heaven I can skate
(Heaven is a halfpipe)
'Cause right now on Earth
I can’t do sh*t
Without the man f***in’ with it

If I die before I wake




» Better Daze
» Brighter Side
» Dealerman
» El Capitan
» Fish Out Of Water
» Fish Out The Water
» Heaven Is A Halfpipe
» Horny
» Reality Check
» Sound System
» Stash Up
» Trucha
» Turcha
» Unda
» Undercover Freak
» War On Drugs
» Wir Trafen Uns In Einem Garten

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