Well, we think this world
Is a real nice place
But we think that it's a crime
That we should have an older brother
Who picks on us all the time
So, next time he's sleeping in his room
We're goin' to sneak in and tie him
Then we'll talk him out into the street
And see if someone will buy him

Chorus:
Brother for sale
Only fifty cents
Brother for sale
He's not a big expense
You can hug him
You can bug him
You could buy or rent
Brother for sale,
Only fifty cents

Hey, would anybody like to buy
A slightly used big brother?
Even if you have one now
Trade him for another

He will help you with the chores
And he's fairly clean
The only problem is, sometimes
He can be so mean!

Chorus
Brother for sale
Twenty Five Cents...etc

If mom knew we were selling him
We would really get it
Buy him now, don't pay 'til June
On approved credit
Buy him now, and we'll tell you
What we will do, mister
We'll even throw into the deal
Our little baby sister

Chorus:
Brother for sale
Only ten cents...etc

He will always pick you up
When you take a fall
And he's good at showing you
How to catch a ball
He always tells these funny jokes
And does this crazy dance
Hey, wait!
He sounds like a pretty nice guy...
Let's give him one more chance

Our brother's not for sale
Not for any price
Our brother's not for sale
We guess he will suffice
We like to hug him
We like to bug him
He's really rather nice
Our brother's not for sale
Not for any price




» All The Noise About Boys
» All Together
» At The End Of The Day
» B U T T Out
» B-U-T-T Out
» Bravery
» Broccoli and Chocolate
» Broccoli Chocolate
» Brother For Sale
» Buffalo Two Buffali
» Butterflies In Your Stomach
» Can't Get You Out Of My Head
» Cant Get You Out Of My Head
» Christmas Carol Melody
» Come As You Are
» Come On
» Cookies
» Critters
» Dancing Your Dreams
» Dare To Dance
» Decisions Decisions
» Desperate For A Dog
» Don't Let Your Mom Go Shopping
» Double Up
» Fashion Jr High
» Flip
» Food Court
» Footprints On The Moon
» Friends Forever
» Gaute Ormasen-Loongest Goodbye
» Gaute Ormsen-Loongest Goodbye
» Gimme Pizza
» Gimme The Life Of A Pirate
» Give Us A Mystery
» Giving Is Getting
» Goin' Super Fast
» Goin' Through Our Mom's Stuff
» Gonna' Stay In The Bathtub ('Til The Soap Disappea
» Gonna' Stay In The Bathtub 'til The Soap Disappears
» Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
» Holiday In The Sun-Shades Of Love
» Honky Tonk Hip Hop
» How The West Was Fun
» Hugged By You
» I Am A Kid
» I Am The Cute One
» I Can't Hear My Parents Call
» I Do Believe It's Christmas Eve
» I'd Like To Be A Cowboy
» I'd Rather Be Surfing
» I'm Still Me
» I've Got Something In My Lunchbox
» Ice Cream Crazy
» Ida Know
» Identical Twins
» If We Ran The Navy
» Imagine Pachelbel's Canon
» Instant Party
» It Was The Night Before Christmas
» It's Not Me-It's You
» It's Not Logical
» It's Not Me It's You
» Jingle Bells Rap
» Just The Bare Necessities
» Lazy Rainy Afternoon
» Let Your Mind Meander
» Lotta Rocks
» Makeover Machine
» Marykate And Ashley Movie SD
» Meet You At The Mall
» Miami
» Mom's Song (We Think We'll Keep You)
» Mom's SongWe Think We'll Keep You
» Monday Morning
» Moon Bounce Madness
» Mummies Have Mommies Too
» My Horse And Me
» Neighborhood Kitchen Pots And Pans Rhythm Band
» No One Tells The President What To Do
» Nothing To Do
» One Buffalo Two Buffali
» One Buffaloo Two Buffali
» Our Dog Has Eaten Our Homework
» Peanut Butter
» Pinata Party
» Pool Party
» Practice Practice Practice
» Pullin' An All Nighter
» Raptor In The Woods
» Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
» Sand Sand Glorious Sand
» Santa Knows Where You Are
» Saturday Night
» Scary Rides
» Shades Of Love
» Sharks
» Show And Tell
» Silent Night
» Silent Night 9-11
» Sleigh Ride
» So Little Time Theme
» Sore Feet
» Stayin' Cool
» Swingle Bells Medley
» That Funky Musicology
» The Ghost Song No Such Thing
» The New Kid
» The Noise About Boys
» The Spirit Of Christmas
» The Waiting Game
» Too Much To Do
» Toys When I Grow Up
» twas The Night Before Christmas
» Twelve Days Of Christmas
» Uh-Oh Accident
» Very Very Unbelievable Scary
» Very Very Unbelievably Scary
» Video Monster
» Volcano
» Walk Like An Egyptian
» We Love To Scream
» We Need A Vacation
» We're Gonna Start Somethin' New
» Were Gonna Start Something New
» What Christmas Means To Me
» White Christmas
» Who Would You Be
» Why Can't We Live In A Hotel All The Time
» Wild Wet Wacky Wonderful World
» Yakety Yak
» Yay! America!
» You're Invited
» You're Invited Theme Song

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