I hate the new-age guys

I'm a chauvinist

I live on beer and pies

Tried to tell ya

But ya look at me like maybe I'm an angel underneath

Huh don’t brush me teeth



Yesterday I lied

But all me mates gave me a real good alibi

Thanks guys [no worries mate]

I really went out drinking

I told you I was at work

Don’t ask me for commitment

Coz it's something I will shirk



CHORUS 1

I'm a bloke I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day

I piss up all me pay

Watching footy on TV

Just feed me more VB

Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away



Or take me as I am

This may mean you'll have to fetch another can

Rest assured that if I start to make you breakfast

I'm going to extremes

Though tomorrow I’ll get shitfaced

And today wont mean a thing



CHORUS 2

I'm a bloke I'm a yobbo

And me best mates name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarette

I dress in flannelette

Shearers singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos

You know you wouldn’t want me any other way



When you think you’ve got me figured out

The season’s already changing

From footy to cricket

I think it's cool when I act like a tool

And me mates try to shave me



Chorus 1

Chorus 2




» 50,000 Candles Burning
» All For Nothing
» Back To Eden
» Back To Nowhere
» Bad Bad One
» Birthday
» Bitch
» Bloke
» Bored With Myself
» Careful What You Wish For
» Come Undone
» Company Man
» Cosmic Woo Woo
» Crazy
» Down By The River
» Every Time She Walks Away
» EVERYTIME SHE WALKS AWAY
» Fear No Love
» High
» I Have Everything
» I Need
» I Said It
» It Don't Get Better
» It Dont Get Better
» Jessica
» Lay Down
» Lay Down (Candles In The Rain)
» Lay Down Your Arms
» Lucky Day
» My Little Town
» Nobody's home
» Out In The Fields
» Pain
» Perfect View
» Pick It Up
» Pleasure
» Pollyanne
» POLYANNE
» See It Through My Eyes
» Shatter
» Shine
» Should I Let You In
» Shout
» Sin City
» Somedays
» Stand
» Stop
» The Look
» Thunder And Lightning
» Time Waits For No One
» Tomorrow
» Video Idol
» Walk Away
» Wash My Hands
» Watched You Fall
» We Never Met
» What Would Happen
» When The Sun Goes Down
» Where Lovers Meet
» Who's Fooling Who
» You Don't Know Me
» You're Gonna Miss My Loving
» Your Attention
» Your Name

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