Featuring Mystikal Fiend Silkk The Shocker]
Intro: [Master P]
Are you ready to boldly go
where no family has gone before?
The Ghetto Enterprise has landed.
Captain Kirk has arrived I repeat
Captain Kirk has arrived.
Women if you're lucky Captain Kirk will save you
and beam your loved ones to the fortune and fame you
are lookin' for. I mean the next generation ya' heard me?
Are you ready? [Yes I Am!!!!]
1st Verse: [Master P -- Fiend]
Master P:
Somebody musta' told these hoes I was a muthafuckin' rapper,
but will they jus' tell them hoes that I was a muthafuckin'
captain?
All the bitches I done broke fo' they bank,
I got so many cocktales I need a muthafuckin' fish tank.
I got hoes like acorns fallin' outta trees,
No Limit niggas don't say hoes,
ain't no caps that be floatin' in the breeze...
Fiend:
Now, Now, Now P, all the time, I done put in work
I ain't know, I was livin' next door to Captain Kirk.
kepta smirk on his face, lookin' like drug swappin',
come to find out, some bitch holdin' his money down hostage.
Got keys to his cottage, done changed the law and the act,
and all he get to do, is eat that funky hoe from the back.
On top of that,
the bitch fat!!!
Makin' a career off this nigga,
and all his homies gone, because they can't get it clear to this
nigga,
go figga,
all she wanted was that man to change,
but if it was me, I done been done slapped that bitch in the brains.
Chorus:
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo' baby.
Captain Kirk, can you save me?
Mr. Captain Kirk, I wanna have yo baby.
Verse Two: [Silkk The Shocker]
See I met this bad ass trick,
I mean this bad ass bitch.
Tellin' her friends about month go by see I'ma be like buying her
shit.
I bought her lunch the first time,
but see there trick that's nuthin' but game,
I hit it one time and they be callin' back,
talkin' bout' "Silkk, why you do all that playin'?".
And she had the nerve to tell me,
if I ain't a fuckin' trick I'm worthless,
I told her Bitch if you ain't suckin' dick,
then none of yo' clit defeats the purpose.
Figured she had game, tryin' to fuck a young balla nigga like my mind,
I figured lookin' at me she see nothin' but dollar signs.
Simply, a bitch might give you some weed,
a bitch might give you a buck,
man, but since you my boy you
better use a condom, before you try to fuck.
Take the game from this show bug,
cuz Silkk ain't no love.
I give'em a little somethin', but at the end I
take'em back and get the most love.
And ain't no beam'em up Scotty,
ain't no savin' hoes that ain't puttin' in no work.
It all depends on TRU niggas like us, no Captain Kirk (Bitch freeze),
all you ghetto hoes get yo' Lee Press-On Nails, fix yo' wig,
bring yo' Bebe kids cuz the Ghetto Enterprise is leavin' in
approximately five minutes.
Chorus
Verse Three: [Mystikal]
Aww HOLD UP!!!, WAIT A MINUTE!!!
my mama done got me bent.
What the fuck you mean, where I was?, who I was with?,
and where the fuck I went?
Bitch you be beside yoself, you probably WOULD,
if I left ya', but I ain't gon put you on no pedestal, jus cuz
you quick with that pleasure.
You smokin' my weed ridin' my ride,
I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP IT REAL.
I can't seem to satisfy you,
bitch she trippin' bout' the BILLS!!!
her rent ain't paid, but she got her hair done,
this bitch gotta be stopped!!!, Hope man done got it made
and ride my pockets to the top. But oh no, you
bitch, you ain't responsible, for what a nigga man
do give a fuck bout' what a nigga bout' to do,
give a fuck bout' what you and another nigga been through.
Get the fuck out my face, ya' fear too, stop runnin'
behind my G dues, can't wait to see that nigga that got
trampled like that cuz that ass whoopin' been due.
It's thinkin' like that, that make it hard,
for me and the rest of my niggas.
Mean these tramps they it like weed,
SHE GETTIN' THE BEST'A YOU NIGGA!!!
Lettin' dem' hoes sit on they ass, and come up off yo' hard work,
This Mystikal, Master P, Fiend and Silkk,
NOT NO CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chorus
Outro:
-Girl
Captain Kirk, you know I have six kids,
even though they ain't from you,
baby my kids love you.
Kirk baby, you know we need a... brand new color TV,
I know you pay the rent.
Even though I ain't gave you none in the last year,
baby we need a brand new car boo,
six hundred, S-E-L, Mercedes four door V-12.
Oh I took that extra checkbook,
I need my... hair, nails, toes did,
I want a brand new house,
a five karat diamond ring for my birthday, and
don't forget to pick up some pampers and milk.
Also a jar of pickles, and Ice Cream.
I think I'm pregnant, smile Kirk, your finally
gonna be a father, oh yeah, and don't forget to
pick up your cape out the cleaners.
[Master P]
Mr. Kirk's enterprise will be beaming up out of
the ghetto in five seconds,
four,
three,
two,
one.
[Sound of airplane or some other aircraft taking off
and flying away




» 1 900 Master P
» 1-900 Master P
» 1-900-Master P
» 1/2 On A Bag Of Dank
» 12 On A Bag Of Dank
» 17 Reasons
» 2 Way (It Takes Two - Remix)
» 2 Way (It Takes Two-Remix)
» 20 on Cars 26 on Trucks
» 211
» 4 3 2 1 E Dub Remix
» 4, 3, 2, 1 (E-Dub Remix)
» 6 'n Tha Mornin'
» 6 n Tha Mornin
» 6n the Morning
» 99 Ways to Die
» A 2nd Chance
» A Woman
» Act A Fool
» After Dollars No Cents
» After Dollars, No Cents(feat. Silkk The Shocker
» Ain't Nothing Changed
» Ain't Nothing Changed(feat. D.I.G., Magic
» Aint Nothing Changed
» AKickDoe
» Always Come Back To You
» Always Look a Man in the Eyes
» Anything Goes
» Back Against the Wall
» Back On Top
» Back On Top(feat. C-Murder, Lil' Romeo, Silkk the Shocker
» Back Up Off Me
» Bangin
» Bangin'
» Bangin'(feat. Westside Connection
» Basketball
» Bastard Child
» Bitch I like
» Bitches and Money
» Black and White
» Black Jesus
» Black White
» Bloody Murder
» Boonapalist
» Boonapalist(feat. D.I.G., Ms. Peaches
» Bounce That Azz
» Bounce That Azz(feat. King George, Silkk, and Gangsta T
» Bourbans And 'Llacs
» Bourbans And Llacs
» Bout Dat
» Bout Dat(feat. Silkk the Shocker
» Bout It Bout It 2
» Bout It Bout It II
» Bout That Drama
» Break 'Em Off Somethin'
» Break Em Off Somethin
» Break Em Somethin
» Bullets Got No Name
» Bullets Gots No Name
» Burbans And Lacs
» Captain Kirk
» Com 4
» Come And Get Some
» Come And Get Something
» Come Get Something
» Commercial
» Commercial (Young Guns)(feat. Young Guns
» Commercial Young Guns
» Converse B Ball
» Converse B-Ball
» Crazy About You
» Crazy Bout Ya
» Crazy Bout Ya(feat. Mercedes, Ms. Peaches
» Da Ballers
» Da Ballers(feat. Jermaine Dupri
» Da Last Don
» Dana You Can Bang Her
» Dead Presidents
» Dear Mr President
» Dem Jeans
» Did I Do That
» Don is Back
» Doo Rags
» Doo Rags(feat. Slay Sean
» Dope Pussy and Money
» Dope Pussy Money
» Eternity
» Eyes of a Killer
» Eyes on Your Enemies
» Family Business
» Foolish
» Foolish(feat. Magic and Mo B. Dick
» Freak Hoes
» Fuck A Bitch 'Cuz I'm Paid
» Fuck a Bitch Cause I'm Paid
» Fuck a Bitch Cause Im Paid
» Gangsta Bitch
» Gangstas Need Love
» Gangsters Need Love
» Get Yo Mind Right
» Get Yo Mind Right(feat. C-Murder
» Get Your Paper
» Getaway Clean
» Ghetto Ballin
» Ghetto Ballin'
» Ghetto Ballin'(feat. Lil' Romeo, Silkk the Shocker
» Ghetto D
» Ghetto Honeys
» Ghetto Honeys(feat. Mac
» Ghetto in the Sky
» Ghetto Life
» Ghetto Love
» Ghetto Prayer
» Ghetto Prayer(feat. Magic
» Goin Through Some Thangs
» Goin' Through Some Thangs
» Going Through Some Thangs
» Golds in They Mouth
» Goodbye To My Homies
» Greens, Cornbread, And Cabbage
» Half On A Bag Of Dank
» Hands of a Dead Man
» Hands of dead man
» Headin' 4 the Jack
» Here We Go
» Here We Go(feat. Fiend, Mystikal
» Hit Em Up
» Hit Em Up(feat. Tru (Silkk, C-Murder), Mercedez
» Hoe Games
» Homie Ride
» Homie Ride(feat. C-Murder, Gambino Family, Silkk the Shoc
» Homies and Thuggs
» Homies and Thugs Remix
» Homies Thugs
» Hoody Hoo
» Hook It Up
» Hook It Up(feat. Silkk the Shocker, and Bone-Thugs-N-Harm
» Hot Boys And Girls
» Hot Boys Girls
» How G's Ride
» How Gs Ride
» How To Be A Playa
» How to Be a Playa(feat. Silkk the Shocker, Fiend
» How You Do That There
» Hush
» Hush(feat. Krazy, Slay Sean
» Hustlin
» Hustlin'
» Hustlin'(feat. C-Murder, Partners in Crime
» I Don't
» I Don't Give Ah What
» I Dont
» I Dont Give Ah What
» I Got That Dank
» I Got the Hook Up
» I Got the Hook Up!(feat. Sons of Funk
» I Got the Hook Up(feat Sons of Funk
» I Miss My Homies
» I'm Bout It Bout It
» I'm Going Big Time
» Ice Cream Man
» Ice on My Wrist
» Ice on My Wrist (Remix)(feat. Magic
» Ice on My Wrist Remix
» If
» If I Could Change
» If I Could Change(feat. Steady Mobb'n
» Im Bout It, Bout It
» Im Going Big Time
» Intro (Ghetto Postage)
» Is it You Deja Vu
» Is There A Heaven 4 A Gangsta
» Is There Heaven 4 A Gangsta
» It Don't Get No Better
» Itch or Scratch
» Itch or Scratch(feat. Mac, Master P, Prime Suspect
» Its A Drought
» Jack of the Jackers
» Just an Everyday Thang
» Kenny's Dead
» Kennys Dead
» Killa Pussy
» Late Night Creepin
» Late Night Creepin'
» Let Em Go
» Let My 9 Get 'Em
» Let My 9 Get Em
» Let's Get 'Em
» Let's Get Em
» Let's Ride Radio Edit
» Lets Get Em
» Lets Ride (Radio Edit)
» Life Ain't Easy
» Life Ain't Easy(feat. C-Murder, Porshe
» Life Aint Easy
» Life I Live
» Life in the Fast Lane
» Life in the Fast Lane(feat. C-Murder
» Live or Die
» Locked Up
» Locked Up(feat. Slay Sean, Short Circuit, Krazy
» Low Down and Dirty
» Low Down Dirty
» Made Niggaz
» Make 'Em Say Uhh!
» Make Em Say Uhh
» Make Em' Say Uhh
» Make Em' Say Uhhhh #2
» Make Em' Say Uhhhh 2
» Mama Raised Me
» Mama's Bad Boy
» Meal Ticket
» Meal Ticket(feat. 8-ball and MJG, U.G.K.
» More 2 Life
» Mr Ice Cream Man
» My Babooski
» My Ghetto Heroes
» Never Ending Game
» No Limit
» No Limit Party
» No Limit Soldiers II
» No Limit Soldiers II(feat. No Limit's All Stars
» No More Tears
» Nobody Moves
» Nobody Moves(feat. Magic, Silkk the Shocker
» Oh Na Nae
» Only God Can Judge Me
» Only Time Will Tell
» Ooh Shit
» Ooohhhwee
» Ooohhhwee(feat. Weebie
» Ooooh Weeee
» Paper Chasing
» Paper Chasing(feat. MC Eiht
» Pass Me Da Green
» Pervin'
» Plan B
» Playa 4 Life
» Playa From Around The Way
» Playa Haterz
» Playa Wit Game
» Playaz From the South
» Pockets Gone Stay Fat
» Pockets Gone Stay Fat(feat. Magic
» Pop Lockin' II
» Poppin' Them Collars
» Psycho Rhymes
» Pure Uncut
» R I P Tupac
» Real Love
» Real Love feat Sera Lynn
» Real Love(feat. Sera-Lynn
» Return of Da Don
» Return of Da Don(feat. Silkk the Shocker
» Reverse the Game
» Rich and Dangerous
» Rich And Dangerous (TRU)
» Richtown
» Ride
» Ride 4 You
» RIP
» RIP Tupac
» Robbery
» Rock a Bye Haters
» Rock It
» Rock It(feat. 5th Ward Weebie, Krazy
» Rock-A-Bye Haters
» Roll How We Roll
» Roll How We Roll(feat. Afficial
» Rollin the Dice
» Rollin Thru My Hood
» Rollin' the Dice
» Safe Sex
» Saxophone
» Say Brah
» Say Brah(feat. Mac
» Scream
» Scream(feat. Silkk the Shocker
» Sellin' Ice Cream
» Shoot 'Em Up
» Smokin Green
» Snitches
» So Many Souls Deceased
» So Much Pain
» Soldiers Riders And G's
» Some Jack
» Somethin for the Street
» Soulja Boo
» Soulja Boo(feat. Erika Fox
» Souljas
» Step to Dis
» Still Ballin
» Still Ballin'
» Still Ballin'(feat. Krazy, Slay Sean
» Stop Hatin
» Stop Playing Wit Me
» Take it Outside
» Tell 'Em
» Tell Em
» Tell Me Something Good
» The Block
» The Farm
» The Ghetto Won't Change
» The Ghetto Wont Change
» The Ghetto's Got Me Trapped
» The Ghetto's Tryin To Kill Me
» The Ghetto's Trying To Kill Me
» The Real
» Them Jeans
» These Streets Keep Me Rollin'
» Things Ain't What They Used to Be
» Thinkin Bout U
» This Is For The Smokers
» Throw Em Up
» Thug Girl
» Till We Dead And Gone
» Till We Dead Gone
» Time 2 Chill
» Time For A 187
» Time To Check My Crackhouse
» Trick or Treat Whodi
» Trick or Treat Whodi(feat. Slay Sean
» Trust No Body
» Trust Nobody
» Tryin 2 Do Something
» Tryin To Do Somethin
» Tryin To Do Something
» Tryin' to Make a Dollar Out of 15 Cents
» Twerk That Thang
» War Wounds
» Watch Dees Hoes
» Watch Deez Hoes
» Watch Your Ass
» We All We Got
» We Like Them Girlz
» We Riders
» Weed And Hennesey
» Weed and Hennesey(feat. C-Murder, Silkk the Shocker
» Weed and Money
» Weed Hennesey
» Weed Money
» Welcome To My City
» What I'm Bout
» What Im Bout
» What's Up With That
» When They Gone
» When They Gone Radio
» Where Do We Go From Here
» Where Do We Go From Here(feat. Mac, Nas, Sons of Funk
» Who Down to Ride
» Who Down to Ride(feat. D.I.G.
» Who Them Boyz
» Who Want Some
» Whoadie Gone
» Why They Wanna See Me Dead
» Why They Wanna Wish Death
» With Me Part 2
» With Me Part II
» Would You
» Ya'll Don't Know
» Yall Dont Know
» Yall Dont Want None
» Y'all Don't Know
» Y'all Don't Know(feat. 241, Ghetto Commission
» Y'all Don't Want None
» Y'all Don't Want None(feat. Mystikal
» You Know I'm A Hoe
» You Know I'm a Hoe(feat. Ice Cube
» You Know Im a Hoe
» Your ABCs

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