A fine romance ( Kem/ Fields)

A fine romance my good fellow.
You take romance, I'll take jello.
You' re calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean,
at least they flap their fins to express emotion.

A fine romance with no quarells,
with no insults and all morals,
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants,
I never get the chance; this is a fine romance!

A fine romance with no kisses,
a fine romance my friends this is,
to lack half the thrills that a healthy crime has,
we don't have half the thrills that the march of time has.

A fine romance with no clinches,
a fine romance with no flinches,
you're just as hard to land as the Ile de France,
I haven't got a chance.
My heart isn't made of plastic, you're the reason I'm
sarcastic;'cause this is a fine fine romance!




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» Down In The Meadow
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» Every Baby Needs A Da-Da-Daddy
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» I'm Gonna File My Claim
» I'm Through With Love
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» Kiss (From Niagara)
» Lazy
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» My Heart Belongs To Daddy
» One Silver Dollar
» River Of No Return
» Runnin' Wild
» Santa Baby
» She Acts Like A Woman Should
» Some Like It Hot
» That Old Black Magic
» The River Of No Return
» The River Of No Return (From River Of No Return)
» Two Little Girls From Little Rock (From Gentlemen)
» When I Fall in Love
» When Love Goes Wrong
» When Love Goes Wrong Nothing Goes Right (From Gent
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