When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter, she had a pet
Kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice
Cream every time I screamed and hollered and I loved her till I
Caught her sexing my father.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so
I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't
A friend, so I killed her.

When I was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding
And no one knew why. Within no time at all he got
Rid of the water and I was grateful till I caught him plunging
My mother.

He gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so
I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't
A friend so I killed him, she gonna hurt your daddy never again,
She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy
Never again she wasn't a friend, so I killed her.

And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad
About it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just
A kid, so they let me go despite the murders that I did - all
Grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily
Married thanks to me.

These are my fondest childhood memories




» A Moment To Myself
» Amore (Sexo)
» As Told By Ginger Theme Tune
» Boo
» Caligula
» Come Together
» Demons
» Do Something
» Don't Come Around
» Don't Come Around (Ft. Sunshine Anderson)
» Every Now And Then
» Forgiveness
» Freak Like Me
» Gimme All Your Lovin' Or I Will Kill You
» Happiness
» Harry
» Hey Dj
» Hey Young World
» Hey Young World Part 2
» Hey Young World Pt 2
» I Can't Wait To Meetchu
» I Cant Wait To Meetchu
» I Try
» I Try 2 Say Good-Bye
» I Want to Be Your Mother's Son-in-Law
» I've Commited Murder
» I've Committed Murder
» I've Committed Murder (Gangstarr Remix)
» It Ain't The Money
» It Ain't The Money (Feat.Pharoahe Monch)
» Jesus For A Day
» Love Is Gonna Get
» Love Is Gonna Get You
» Matic Venus Freak
» My Fondest Childhood Memories
» My Nutmeg Phantasy
» My nutmeg phantasy (ost. spider-man)
» Oblivion
» Oh Yeah
» Positions And Whip Cream All Over My Skin
» Related To A Psychopath
» Relating To A Psychopath
» Santa Baby
» Screamin
» Screamin'
» Sex O Matic Venus Freak
» Sex-O-Matic Venus Freak
» Sexual Revolution
» She Ain't Right For You
» She Don't Write Songs About You
» She Don't Write Songs
» Speechless
» Still
» Sweet Baby
» Sweet Baby (In album the Id)
» The Letter
» The World Is Yours
» Things That Made Me Change
» Time Of My Life
» Time Of Your Life
» When I See You
» Why Didn't You Call Me
» Why Didnt You Call Me
» Winder Wonderland

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