Hi, my name's Ludacris and I'm high as girrafes (yeah)
And im close to the edge so your parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids actin a fool from the traps to the birbs
My filthy mouf it wont fight cavities or beat plaque
So i shot the tooth fairy (aahhh) and took my old teeth back
I'll take a shit on the equator, the size of a crater
And make Government officials breath harder than Darth Vader
Its the chicken & the beer that make Luda keep rappin
But no pork on my fork i dont even speak pig Latin
I go fishen on my lake wit some bitches to bake
Plus i eat many MC's but i dont gain no weight
The number 1 cheif rocker clean out your rap lockers
Im as stiff as a board your more shook than maracas
But my tricks aint for kids if you dig em' you'll get smaked
I'll clap yah, i'll spring forward you far back (whoo)
Every album that i drop has got more than ten bangers (yeah)
Thats cause im a shot caller ya'll fools are crank yankers (bells)
Aint a damn thing changed but the ice on my chain
I get chicks from Portland Oregan to Portland Mayne
Now i role up torpedoes, get blunted wit rastas
For a hefty fee im on your record like Bob Castas (yeah)
I own so many jerseys, im a throw-back mess
I hit the cleaners an tell em' "i want a full court press" (owe)
So mama toast yah glass while im countin my cash
Cause every single is a smash, im hot as a camals ass (ha)
The competition never just wanna admit that they lost
And that they last about as long as my part in The Wash
From your car to crack no one roles witchu
One of MiniMe's shoes got more soul than you (ok)
So by the time you figur out why your record aint spinnin
Im in the strip club smokin, wit Presedent Clinton (cough cough cough)
So stay of the long side-burns and gold teeth (teeth)
They make the mold of the penis and larger off me (me)
I'll be in another when i hit from the back (back)
Not to mention my refridgerators taller than Shaq (yeah)
So yippie ka ye yippie ya ya yo (yo), if you cant swim dont smoke my hydro (dro)
I've been lookin for a woman just to put my stamp on
But alotta ya'll are more stuck up than tampons (whoo)
So wash all you sins away and stop playin (yeah)
If God's line is busy you might have to two way him (uh hmm)
And catch me in your back yard playin crokay
And im drunk im tellin kids "drugs are bad umm-kay"
Or watch me swing my chains at the Rascals of Peko
Got seven cars get on my rims at chrome depo
And people think im bad they say "ooh he's so evil"
Cause i go on blind dates with actual blind people (owe)
But my albums out the store, yours be on the shelf (uh hmm)
I heard you masterbate alot so ya'll keep to yourself
Cause these women want a man to stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home
All that shit that ya'll talkin ya'll can pop it to them
Cause Ludacris will beat you down with a prosthetic limb
I'll put so deep in your ass that you can smell it
And your breath'll turn to Footlocker water repelant
Im the man i got money far as the eyes can see
And im in a group i split do wit me me and me
So much money in my jury that im damn near sorry
So ima trade my earings in, and get a Ferrari (whoo)
I buy cars wit straight cash, have meetins wit Donald Trump
Yall meet wit Honda, no payments for 12 months (uh huh)
Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad
Ya'll put up wit more shit than a colostomy bag
ha ha ha




» Lyrics
» 0 Mystikal
» 1st & 10(feat. Infamous 2-D & Fate Wilson
» 1st 10
» 1st and 10
» 1ST AND TEN
» Act A Fool
» Act A Fool (2 Fast 2 Furious Soundtrack)
» Act A Fool (Best Version Ever II)
» Act A Fool (Best Version Ever)
» Act A Fool (Dirty)
» Act A Fool (Fast And The Furious Snd Trk)
» Act A Fool (Music Video Version)
» Act A Fool- 2 Fast 2 Furious
» Act A Fool-2 Fast 2 Furious
» Ajia
» Area Codes
» Area Codes (Hoes)
» Area Codes Ft Nate Dogg
» Area CodesI've Got Hoes
» Ayo Girl
» B R Right
» Bad Boyz
» Block Lockdown
» Block Lockdown(feat. Funkmaster Flex
» Blow It Out
» Blow it Out (Remix)
» Blow It Out (Remix) (featuring 50 Cent)
» Blow It Out (Remix) Ft 50 Cent
» Blow It Out Your Ass
» Blueberry Yum Yum
» Cadillac Grills
» CATCH UP
» Cold Outside
» Come On Over
» Come On Over (Skit)
» Coming 2 America
» Coming To America
» Cry Babies
» Cry Babies Oh No
» Cry Baby
» Cut Up
» diamond in the back
» Diamonds in the Back
» Dirt South
» Eye Brows Down
» Eyebrows Down
» Fatty Girl
» Fatty Girl(feat. LL Cool J, Keith Murray
» Freaky Thangs
» Freaky Thangs(feat. Jagged Edge, Twista
» Freaky Things
» Freckle Face
» Game Got Switched
» Get Back
» GET OFF ME
» Get Off Me(feat. Pastor Troy
» Get Out The Way
» Get The Fuck Back
» Get The Fuck Back(feat. Fate Wilson, I-20, Shawna
» Go 2 Sleep
» Go 2 Sleep(feat. Infamous 2-0, Lil' Fate, Three-6 Mafia
» Go To Sleep
» Grab It
» Greatest Hits
» Greatest Hits (Skit)
» Growing Pains
» Growing Pains(feat. Keon Bryce, Fate Wilson
» Hard Times
» Hip Hop Quotables
» Hip-Hop Quotables
» Ho
» Ho - (skit)
» Ho-(skit)
» Hoe
» Hoes In My Room
» HOOD STUCK
» Hopeless
» Howhere (Skit)
» Hush
» Interactive Skit
» Intro (The Red Light District)
» It Wasn't Us
» JOHN MADDEN 2000 THEME
» Keep It On The Hush
» Killer
» Large Amounts
» Madden 2000
» Madden Theme
» Midnight Train
» MOUTHING OFF
» Mouthing Off(feat. 4-ize
» Move B****
» Move Bitch
» Move Bitch (Dirty Version)
» Move Bitch feat I 20 Mystikal
» Move Bitch(feat. I-20, Mystikal
» My Business
» My Love
» My Splash
» Number One Spot
» P Poppin
» P-Poppin
» Pass Out
» Phat Rabbit
» Pick Up The Phone
» Pussie Poppin
» Pussy Popping
» Put Your Money
» Rob Quarters Skit
» Rock a Hard Place
» ROCK AND A HARD PLACE
» Rodney
» Roll Out
» Roll Out My Business
» Roll Out(my Buisness)
» Rollout
» Rollout (My Buisness)
» Rollout (My Business)
» Saterday
» Saturday
» Saturday (Ooh Ooh)
» Saturday (Oooh! Oooh!)
» Saturday (Ooooh Ooooh)
» Saturday (Ooooh! Ooooh!)
» Saturday Ohoo Ohoo
» Saturday Oooh Oooh
» Saturday(ooh Ooh)
» Screwed Up
» Sexy Sarah
» She Said
» She Said(feat. Fate Wilson
» Skit
» So Fresh, So Clean
» Southern Fried Intro
» SOUTHERN HOSPATALITY
» Southern Hospitality
» Splah Waterfalls (Edited)
» Splash Waterfalls
» Splash Waterfalls (Dirty)
» Splash Waterfalls (Remix)
» Spur Of The Moment
» Stand Up
» Stand Up (Dirty)
» Stand Up (Remix)
» Stand Up (Video Version)
» Stand Up Feat Shawna
» STICK 'EM UP
» Stick 'Em Up(feat. UGK
» Stick Em Up
» T Baggin' Skit The Better One
» Teamwork
» The Potion
» Throw Dem Bows
» Throw Them Bows
» Tickets Sold Out
» Tickets Sold Out (Skit)
» Too Many Niggas
» Too Many Niggaz
» Two Miles An Hour
» U Got A Problem
» Virgo
» We Got
» We Got (Feat Chingy I-20 And Tity Boi)
» We Got Featuring Chingy I-20 And Tity Boi
» Welcome To Atlanta
» What Means The World To You (Remix)
» What's ur fantasy
» What's Your Fantasy
» What's Your Fantasy Remix
» What's Your Fantasy Remix(feat. Trina, Shawna And Foxy Br
» What's Your Fantasy(feat. Shawna
» Whats Your Fantasy
» WHATS YOUR FANTASY REMIX
» When We Were Kids
» Who Not Me
» Word Of Mouf (Freestyle)(feat. 4-Ize
» Word Of Mouf Freestyle
» Yea
» Yeah
» You'Z A Hoe

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