[LL Cool J]
Yeah..
Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin? It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? Yeah
It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
Just gon' chill, check it out

Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress?
Am I that old, do I walk like Grady?
I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse?
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer

[Chorus: LL Cool J]

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

[LL Cool J]
You end up, underneath my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo, I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother, you're goin out like Sega
{*censored*} chewed, so whassup dude?
One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own {dick}
If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
LOVELY, and that's without a doubt!

[Chorus 3/4X]

[LL Cool J]
Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get over -- what's my name, Goofy?
You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand you better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle, why don'tcha just forget it!

[Chorus 1/2]

[LL Cool J]
But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand
Here's a little sample -- EHM EHM, my man

(BRRRRRRRING) "Hello?"
[cut n scratch "Cool J"]
".. takes everything you've got" -> [Cheers (theme song)]
[cut n scratch "pushin a broom"]
".. sure would help a lot" -> [Cheers (theme song)]

[LL Cool J]
Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so now Y'KNOW!

Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
cause I rock the house, everybody (aiyyo)
And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)

KnowhatI'msayin? And I'ma be straight til the year 3000
That's word to mother, knahmsayin?
And I say mother with a V cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin?
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
Knahmsayin? That's what time it is, peace

[crew applause]

That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY
FUNKY! Funky, he sho' is!
You best believe he's FUNKY!
You didn't KNOW??? FUNKY!




» (NFA) No Frontin' Allowed
» (NFA) No Frontin-Allowed
» .357 Break it On Down
» .357 Break it On Down
» .357 - Break It Down
» .357 - Break It Down
» .357-Break It On Down
» 1 in the Morning
» 1-900-LL Cool J
» 10 Million Stars
» 357-Break It Down
» 4 3 2 1
» 4 3 2 1 E Dub Remix
» 4 3 2 1 (E-Dub Remix)(feat CanibusDMXMaster P Method
» 4, 3, 2, 1 (E-Dub Remix)
» 4, 3, 2, 1 (E-Dub Remix)(feat. Canibus,DMX,Master P, Method
» 4, 3, 2, 1(feat. Canibus, DMX, Method Man, Redman
» 6 Minutes Of Pleasure
» A Little Somethin
» A Little Somethin'
» After School
» After School(feat. P. Diddy
» Ahh, Let's Get Ill
» Ahh, Lets Get Ill
» Ain-t No Stoppin-This
» Ain't No Stoppin' This
» Ain't Nobody
» Aint No Stoppin This
» Aint Nobody
» All I Have
» All We Got Left Is The Beat
» Amazin
» Amazin'
» Amazin'(feat. Kandice Love
» Another Dollar
» Apple Cobbler
» Around the Way Girl
» Back Seat
» Back Where I Belong
» Back Where I Belong(feat. Ja Rule
» Big Mama
» Big Mama ( Unconditional Love )
» Big Mama (Unconditional Love)
» Big Mama (Unconditional Love)(feat. Dru Hill
» Big Momma (Unconditional Love)
» Big Ole Butt
» Blink Blink
» Born To Love You
» Buckin Em Down
» Buckin-Em Down
» Buckin' Em Down
» Can't Explain It
» Can-t Explain It
» Can't Think
» Candy
» Candy Girl
» Candy(feat. Ralph Tresvant, Ricky Bell
» Cant Think
» Change Your Ways
» Cheesy Rat Blues
» Clap Your Hands
» Clockin Gs
» Clockin-G-s
» Clockin' G's
» Crazy Girl
» Crime Stories
» Crossroads
» Dangerous
» Dear Yvette
» Deepest Blues (Shark's Fin)
» Deepest Blues (Shark-s Fin)
» Deepest Bluest
» Deepest Bluest (Sharks Fin)
» Deepest Bluest Shark's Fin
» Def Jam In The Motherland
» Diggy Down
» Doin It
» Doin It Again (Remix)
» Doin It(feat. LeShaun
» Doin' it
» Doin' It Again
» Doin' It Again (Remix)(feat. LeShaun
» Doin' It Again Remix
» Don-t Be Late Don-t Come Too Soon
» Don't Be Late Don't Come Too Soon
» Don't Be Late, Don't Come Too Soon(feat. Tamia
» Don't Be Too Late Don't Come Too Soon
» Dont Be Too Late, Dont Come Too Soon
» Droppin Em
» Droppin' Em
» Droppin-Em
» Eat 'Em Up L Chill
» Eat Em Up L Chill
» Eat-Em Up L Chill
» Every Sip
» Fa Ha
» Farmers
» Farmers Blvd. (Our Anthem)
» Farmers(feat. Tikki Diamondz
» Fast Peg
» Father
» Feel the Beat
» Fuhgidabowdit
» Fuhgidabowdit(feat. DMX, Method Man, Redman
» Funkadelic Relic
» G.O.A.T. Intro
» Get da Drop on 'Em
» Get Da Drop On Em
» Get da Drop on-Em
» Get Down
» Get The Drop On Em
» Ghetto Love
» Go Cut Creator Go
» GOAT
» God Bless
» Going Back To Cali
» Grt
» Head Sprung
» Headsprung
» Hello
» Hello (Ft Amil)
» Hello(feat. Amil
» Hey Lover
» Hip Hop
» Hit 'em High (The Monstar's Anthem)
» Hit Em High (The Monstars Anthem)
» Hit Factory Freestyle
» Hit Factory Freestyle(feat. DJ Enuff, DJ Kay Slay
» Hollis to Hollywood
» Homicide
» Hot Hot Hot
» How I-m Comin-
» How I'm Comin'
» How I'm Coming
» How Im Coming
» Hush
» Hush remix
» I Can Give You More
» I Can't Live Without My Radio
» I Cant Live Without My Radio
» I Need a Beat
» I Need Love
» I Shot Ya
» I Shot Ya (Remix)(feat Fat Joe Foxy Brown K Murray Prod
» I Shot Ya (Remix)(feat. Fat Joe, Foxy Brown, K. Murray, Prod
» I Shot Ya remix
» I Want You
» I'm About to Get Her
» I-m About to Get Her
» I'm Bad
» I'm That Type Of Guy
» Ill Bomb
» Illegal Search
» Im Bad
» Im That Type Of Guy
» Imagine That
» Imagine That(feat. LeShaun
» In The Midst Of It All
» Intro
» Intro(G.O.A.T)
» It Gets No Rougher
» Jack The Ripper
» Jealous
» Jinglin Baby (remixed but still jinglin)
» Jinglin' Baby
» Jinglin' Baby remixed but still jinglin'
» Jingling Baby
» Jingling Baby (Remixed But Shill Jingling)
» Jingling Baby (Remixed But Still Jinglin)
» Jingling Baby (Remixed But Still Jinglin')
» Jingling Baby (Remixed But Still Jingling)
» Kanday
» Life As
» LL Cool J
» LL Cool J(feat. Kandice Love
» Lollipop
» Loungin
» Loungin (Remix)
» Loungin(Who Do You Love Remix)
» Loungin'
» Loungin' (Remix)
» Loungin' (Who Do You Love Remix)(feat. Total
» Loungin' Who Do You Love Remix
» Love U Better
» Love You Better
» Luv U Better
» M.I.S.S. (Bonus Track)
» M.I.S.S.I.
» Make It Hot
» Mama Said Knock You Out
» Milky Cereal
» Mirror Mirror
» Momma Said Knock You Out
» Move Somethin'
» Move Somethin-
» Mr Smith
» Mr. Good Bar
» Mr. Goodbar
» Murdergram
» My Love
» My Rhyme Ain't Done
» My Rhyme Aint Done
» NFA No Frontin Allowed
» Niggy Nuts
» Nitro
» No Airplay
» No Question
» Nobody Can Freak You
» Nobody Can Freak You(feat. LeShaun, Keith Sweat
» One Shot At Love
» Papa Luv It
» Papa Luv It aka Poppa Luv it
» Paradise
» Paradise(feat. Amerie
» Phenomenon
» Pink Cookies
» Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag
» Put Your Hands Up
» Queens Is
» Queens Is(feat. Prodigy
» Rasta Imposter
» Rock the Bells
» Rock The Bells (Original)
» Rub My Back
» Say What
» Shake It Baby
» Shut 'em Down
» Shut Em Down
» Shut-em Down
» Skit
» Smokin, Dopin
» Smokin-Dopin-
» Smokin' Dopin'
» Soul Survivor
» Soul Suvivor
» Stand By Your Man
» Starsky & Hutch(feat. Busta Rhymes
» Starsky and Hutch
» Starsky Hutch
» Starsky Hutch(feat Busta Rhymes
» Straight From Queens
» Strictly Business
» Take It Off
» That's A Lie
» That's A Lie(feat. Russell Simmons
» Thats A Lie
» The Boomin System
» The Boomin-System
» The Boomin' System
» The Booming System
» The Breakthrough
» The Bristol Hotel
» The Do Wop
» The G.O.A.T.
» The Power Of God
» The Ripper Strikes Back
» This Is For The Love In You
» This Is For The Lover In You
» This Is Us
» This Is Us(feat. Carl Thomas
» Throw Ya L's Up
» Throw Ya Ls Up
» To Da Break of Dawn
» Two Different Worlds
» Two Different Worlds(feat. Cydne Monet
» U Can't Fk With Me
» U Can-t Fk With Me
» U CAN'T FUCK WITH ME
» U Can't Fuck With Me(feat. Snoop Dogg, Xzibit, Jayo Felon
» U Cant Fuck With Me
» U Should
» Wanna Get Paid
» Wanna Get Paid(feat. The Lost Boyz
» Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?
» You And Me
» You And Me(feat. Kelly Price
» You Are My Heart
» You Can't Dance
» You Cant Dance
» You're in My Heart
» You-re in My Heart
» You'll Rock
» You're My Heart
» Youll Rock
» Zoom

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