{*phone rings twice*}
Yo.. "Hello 1-900-LL Cool J?"
Yeah whassup? "Can you please bust a funky rhyme for me?"
Yeah I can do that, check this one out honey

I motivate, accelerate
Devestate, and dominate
I don't smoke crack so I won't lose weight
Give me the {pussy} and the money and the mic and I'm straight
Go to a resteraunt, give me steak
Then cook my chicken with Shake'n'Bake
I leave all the preachin to Reverand Flake
How much money can one black man make? Huh
I'm what's known as a true dynamiter
I write rhymes fast without a typewriter
Go with the flow, but no, I'm not a biter
Can't compare a cock-a-roach and a spider
Hell, you might as well get a glass of punch
cause you're bitin my lyrics like a Nestle Crunch, huh
And bitin my rhymes ain't slick
I got your gold teeth marks all over my {*phone rings*}
Complications and aggravation
An unnecessary-sation
I'm like Sunkist, good vibrations
Your al-blum, sounds like a compilation
Cool out, grab a seat and listen..
cause I'ma start dismissin
sucker MC's who's out there frontin
Talkin all that yang, yo you smokin somethin
Shoulda treated me royal, yo he wasn't loyal
Now it's all about chaos and turmoil
.. gimme that microphone
I'ma show you the real meaning of the danger zone

{*phone rings*}
Yo.. "Hello is this 1-900-LL Cool J?"
Yeah whassup? "Can you tell me what you do when you're coolin out?"
Yo check this out

Now when I'm coolin out, no time for a granny
Just a fly girl in t-shirt and panties
"Can LL {*censored*}?" Man, can he?
I tell you what, give up the fanny
Cause on a bedroom tomb, J swift
Not too big, but nothin to play with
In addition, you on a mission
You need to audition for another position
Doin damage is a crew tradition
Name your next al-blum intermission
You're full of preservatives -- plus,
you're too conservative
I'm full of flair, savoir faire, debonairre
There's no competition, for this here
So don't waste your time and breath
I'm givin you all a big F
MC's I envelop..
.. as the song goes on, the rhyme develops
I'm asiatic, acrobatic, charismatic
You don't want no static
Anyway, I ain't havin it!
When I see the microphone -- I'm grabbin it
Plug it in and take charge
LL XL, Xtra-Large
KnowhatI'msayin? Peace

{*phone rings three times*}
Hello?
Hello whassup girl?
How you doin girl? I been tryin to call you all day
Word up I was talkin to LL he was kickin some mo' HYPED up rhymes to me
Word, I spoke to him today too - them rhymes WAS pumpin
Well not to cut you short but I gotta go cause my man is here
Alright
See-ya




» (NFA) No Frontin' Allowed
» (NFA) No Frontin-Allowed
» .357 Break it On Down
» .357 Break it On Down
» .357 - Break It Down
» .357 - Break It Down
» .357-Break It On Down
» 1 in the Morning
» 1-900-LL Cool J
» 10 Million Stars
» 357-Break It Down
» 4 3 2 1
» 4 3 2 1 E Dub Remix
» 4 3 2 1 (E-Dub Remix)(feat CanibusDMXMaster P Method
» 4, 3, 2, 1 (E-Dub Remix)
» 4, 3, 2, 1 (E-Dub Remix)(feat. Canibus,DMX,Master P, Method
» 4, 3, 2, 1(feat. Canibus, DMX, Method Man, Redman
» 6 Minutes Of Pleasure
» A Little Somethin
» A Little Somethin'
» After School
» After School(feat. P. Diddy
» Ahh, Let's Get Ill
» Ahh, Lets Get Ill
» Ain-t No Stoppin-This
» Ain't No Stoppin' This
» Ain't Nobody
» Aint No Stoppin This
» Aint Nobody
» All I Have
» All We Got Left Is The Beat
» Amazin
» Amazin'
» Amazin'(feat. Kandice Love
» Another Dollar
» Apple Cobbler
» Around the Way Girl
» Back Seat
» Back Where I Belong
» Back Where I Belong(feat. Ja Rule
» Big Mama
» Big Mama ( Unconditional Love )
» Big Mama (Unconditional Love)
» Big Mama (Unconditional Love)(feat. Dru Hill
» Big Momma (Unconditional Love)
» Big Ole Butt
» Blink Blink
» Born To Love You
» Buckin Em Down
» Buckin-Em Down
» Buckin' Em Down
» Can't Explain It
» Can-t Explain It
» Can't Think
» Candy
» Candy Girl
» Candy(feat. Ralph Tresvant, Ricky Bell
» Cant Think
» Change Your Ways
» Cheesy Rat Blues
» Clap Your Hands
» Clockin Gs
» Clockin-G-s
» Clockin' G's
» Crazy Girl
» Crime Stories
» Crossroads
» Dangerous
» Dear Yvette
» Deepest Blues (Shark's Fin)
» Deepest Blues (Shark-s Fin)
» Deepest Bluest
» Deepest Bluest (Sharks Fin)
» Deepest Bluest Shark's Fin
» Def Jam In The Motherland
» Diggy Down
» Doin It
» Doin It Again (Remix)
» Doin It(feat. LeShaun
» Doin' it
» Doin' It Again
» Doin' It Again (Remix)(feat. LeShaun
» Doin' It Again Remix
» Don-t Be Late Don-t Come Too Soon
» Don't Be Late Don't Come Too Soon
» Don't Be Late, Don't Come Too Soon(feat. Tamia
» Don't Be Too Late Don't Come Too Soon
» Dont Be Too Late, Dont Come Too Soon
» Droppin Em
» Droppin' Em
» Droppin-Em
» Eat 'Em Up L Chill
» Eat Em Up L Chill
» Eat-Em Up L Chill
» Every Sip
» Fa Ha
» Farmers
» Farmers Blvd. (Our Anthem)
» Farmers(feat. Tikki Diamondz
» Fast Peg
» Father
» Feel the Beat
» Fuhgidabowdit
» Fuhgidabowdit(feat. DMX, Method Man, Redman
» Funkadelic Relic
» G.O.A.T. Intro
» Get da Drop on 'Em
» Get Da Drop On Em
» Get da Drop on-Em
» Get Down
» Get The Drop On Em
» Ghetto Love
» Go Cut Creator Go
» GOAT
» God Bless
» Going Back To Cali
» Grt
» Head Sprung
» Headsprung
» Hello
» Hello (Ft Amil)
» Hello(feat. Amil
» Hey Lover
» Hip Hop
» Hit 'em High (The Monstar's Anthem)
» Hit Em High (The Monstars Anthem)
» Hit Factory Freestyle
» Hit Factory Freestyle(feat. DJ Enuff, DJ Kay Slay
» Hollis to Hollywood
» Homicide
» Hot Hot Hot
» How I-m Comin-
» How I'm Comin'
» How I'm Coming
» How Im Coming
» Hush
» Hush remix
» I Can Give You More
» I Can't Live Without My Radio
» I Cant Live Without My Radio
» I Need a Beat
» I Need Love
» I Shot Ya
» I Shot Ya (Remix)(feat Fat Joe Foxy Brown K Murray Prod
» I Shot Ya (Remix)(feat. Fat Joe, Foxy Brown, K. Murray, Prod
» I Shot Ya remix
» I Want You
» I'm About to Get Her
» I-m About to Get Her
» I'm Bad
» I'm That Type Of Guy
» Ill Bomb
» Illegal Search
» Im Bad
» Im That Type Of Guy
» Imagine That
» Imagine That(feat. LeShaun
» In The Midst Of It All
» Intro
» Intro(G.O.A.T)
» It Gets No Rougher
» Jack The Ripper
» Jealous
» Jinglin Baby (remixed but still jinglin)
» Jinglin' Baby
» Jinglin' Baby remixed but still jinglin'
» Jingling Baby
» Jingling Baby (Remixed But Shill Jingling)
» Jingling Baby (Remixed But Still Jinglin)
» Jingling Baby (Remixed But Still Jinglin')
» Jingling Baby (Remixed But Still Jingling)
» Kanday
» Life As
» LL Cool J
» LL Cool J(feat. Kandice Love
» Lollipop
» Loungin
» Loungin (Remix)
» Loungin(Who Do You Love Remix)
» Loungin'
» Loungin' (Remix)
» Loungin' (Who Do You Love Remix)(feat. Total
» Loungin' Who Do You Love Remix
» Love U Better
» Love You Better
» Luv U Better
» M.I.S.S. (Bonus Track)
» M.I.S.S.I.
» Make It Hot
» Mama Said Knock You Out
» Milky Cereal
» Mirror Mirror
» Momma Said Knock You Out
» Move Somethin'
» Move Somethin-
» Mr Smith
» Mr. Good Bar
» Mr. Goodbar
» Murdergram
» My Love
» My Rhyme Ain't Done
» My Rhyme Aint Done
» NFA No Frontin Allowed
» Niggy Nuts
» Nitro
» No Airplay
» No Question
» Nobody Can Freak You
» Nobody Can Freak You(feat. LeShaun, Keith Sweat
» One Shot At Love
» Papa Luv It
» Papa Luv It aka Poppa Luv it
» Paradise
» Paradise(feat. Amerie
» Phenomenon
» Pink Cookies
» Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag
» Put Your Hands Up
» Queens Is
» Queens Is(feat. Prodigy
» Rasta Imposter
» Rock the Bells
» Rock The Bells (Original)
» Rub My Back
» Say What
» Shake It Baby
» Shut 'em Down
» Shut Em Down
» Shut-em Down
» Skit
» Smokin, Dopin
» Smokin-Dopin-
» Smokin' Dopin'
» Soul Survivor
» Soul Suvivor
» Stand By Your Man
» Starsky & Hutch(feat. Busta Rhymes
» Starsky and Hutch
» Starsky Hutch
» Starsky Hutch(feat Busta Rhymes
» Straight From Queens
» Strictly Business
» Take It Off
» That's A Lie
» That's A Lie(feat. Russell Simmons
» Thats A Lie
» The Boomin System
» The Boomin-System
» The Boomin' System
» The Booming System
» The Breakthrough
» The Bristol Hotel
» The Do Wop
» The G.O.A.T.
» The Power Of God
» The Ripper Strikes Back
» This Is For The Love In You
» This Is For The Lover In You
» This Is Us
» This Is Us(feat. Carl Thomas
» Throw Ya L's Up
» Throw Ya Ls Up
» To Da Break of Dawn
» Two Different Worlds
» Two Different Worlds(feat. Cydne Monet
» U Can't Fk With Me
» U Can-t Fk With Me
» U CAN'T FUCK WITH ME
» U Can't Fuck With Me(feat. Snoop Dogg, Xzibit, Jayo Felon
» U Cant Fuck With Me
» U Should
» Wanna Get Paid
» Wanna Get Paid(feat. The Lost Boyz
» Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?
» You And Me
» You And Me(feat. Kelly Price
» You Are My Heart
» You Can't Dance
» You Cant Dance
» You're in My Heart
» You-re in My Heart
» You'll Rock
» You're My Heart
» Youll Rock
» Zoom

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