(Jimmy Fallon with a British accent)
Hello. Hello my name is Jimmy Fallon, and welcome to the auditions for Troll
Productions Inc. Remember, we're looking for a star or celebrity to sponsor our
new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials. So thanks for
coming.
Let's just start the auditions, uh, first up, Mr. John Travolta.

(Jimmy Fallon as John Travolta)
She's like, I swear to God, I mean I can't believe you guys are trying to sell
these things, right. I mean like, who does his hair? I mean like, his hair's so
frizzy. I mean like, you guys can probably get some, like, anti-friz shampoo or
something, right? I mean, I don't know how you guys expect to sell these things
looking so weird, right? (His laugh from Grease.) A-huh-huh.

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
Thank you, uh, next up, Cliff Calvin, the mailman from Cheers?

(Jimmy Fallon as Cliff Clavin)
Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy. I was talking with Marty about these dolls.
Turns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls were made in the 1300's,
by, uh, Indian chiefs looking for a story to keep their children occupied.
These trolls are nice, but i'd rather be having a beer with Normy back at the
bar.

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
Thank you, Cliffy. Uh, next up, uh, comedian Jerry Seinfeld.

(Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld)
Okay people, okay. Will ya look at these things? I mean, do you remember when
dolls used to have moving arms and legs? Am I right? He doesn't have any pants
on! What's the deal with that?! No pants! You get the doll. You don't get the
pants!

(Jimmy Fallon with British accent)
Thank you, uh, next up, actor Nicolas Cage.

(Jimmy F




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