Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
In the maze (WHOOOO!)
If I don't come back or right away
Give me time at least a half a day
Don't just leave me lost and blown away
In the maze (WHOOOO!)
Hello ladies and gentlemen I'm Jeff Nipple
And I'm Jimbo Jizm
Welcome to the Dark Carnival's amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Let's meet today's volunteer
This is Rick
We like to call him Rick the Dick
Dickface here is a wealthy entrepeneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Let's see how Mr. Toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze

[Violent J]
What up bitch? I'm Violent J
I'll be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad floors
Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens
Make a left just before you make a right
And your left should be to your right
If your lefts right, right?
Good, begin the show
Go on ahead boy and open up the first door
Welcome to a theatrical thriller
Meet Jack Doobie a serial killer
With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
You get it back if you make it out though
Fuck ain't no use crying all day
You need to take your bitch ass back down the hallway
You gotta be a man at least you learned
Everything you get in the maze you've earned
Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock
You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
Turn right it might look the same
But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks
This really ain't shit
About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
If you stay on your feet you'll be okay
Oh let me get out of your way
Oh boy Rick the Dick is in a bit of a jam there Jeff
That's right Jimbo
He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that
You can always witness spectacles truly amazing
Within the amazing maze
Let's see where else Rick's adventures
Will lead the little dickwipe
Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your balls
Pick 'em all out and head right back down the halls
What's this? Dead end, doors locked
It's a long way back, just knock
Oh should've turned around no doubt
Ain't nuthin that we got to sit and argue about
Keep going make a left, right left
Now run straight ahead some more
Open up the door
Slide in the sheets, nice breeze
Relax ninja take it with ease
The maze is a place of magic
Many surprises, your dick rises
Lay down expect the best
In comes your lover with a hairy chest
Hello sexy I'm grim love
Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud
Aww shit you fell for that
I ain't gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped
All that dissin of the opposite sex
And look who just got they butthole flexed
Wait! What's that?
The walls are closing in, fuck dat
Hurry run for your life
Ohh he'll be alright
How's that sit with you Jimbo?
First he gets plugged with bullets
Then he gets his butt plugged
I think he's a fuckin idiot, Jeff
I mean what kind of asshole
Can't find his way out of this maze?
You gotta be a real dickbuffer
To wind up here in the first place
Right you are Jimbo
Let's watch the big dick fuck up some more
Alrighty ain't no need to fear
If there's a way out it's gotta be near
Hey yo look a phone
You still got one good arm so it's on
Can you hear? Ahh tongue in your ear
Drop it the phones got a life of it's own
Kiss me man hey come on
Slip down the slide go faster
Bed of nails, disaster
Quit screaming yo, hurry the fuck up and open the door
Woods, trees you're outside
Lots of places for creeps to hide
Watch your step, AHHHH, backdraft
Caught your foot and the ankles left
Creepin off with your stump
Feel something in the rump
Holla's, yeah they gonna get you
How does it feel bitch get the picture
Back indoors hey at last
Look at your family behind the glass
They look weird, they're sayin something
Listen up, you've fucked up, you've fucked up
Oooh they're laughin and they're pointing at you
At least you know what they're sayins true
It's one last door you made it home, or
Or what? Once again it's on
Ferris wheels and bumper cars are fun
But those rides just aren't for everyone
Bought my ticket I'ma have a run
In the maze (WHOOOO!)
If I don't come back or right away (Hey)
Hey man cut that shit
What the fuck man, happy friendly shit man
Fuck dat
It's supposed to be wicked in this bitch man
Turn that shit off




» $50 Bucks
» $50 Bucks
» 10 Bodies
» 12
» 17 Dead
» 24
» 3 Rings
» 85 BUCKS AN HOUR
» AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT A BITCH THANG
» Ain't Yo Bidness
» Ain't Yo Buisness
» Aint Yo Bidness
» All I Ever Wanted
» Amazing Maze
» Amy's In The Attic
» Amys in the Attic
» Angels Falling
» Another Day Out
» Another Love Song
» ASK YOU SUMPTIN
» Assassins
» Back 2 Crack
» Basehead Attack
» Behind the Paint
» Beverly Kills
» Beverly Kills 50187
» Birthday
» Birthday Bitches
» Bitch Slappaz
» Bitches
» Bitches (Featuring Old Dirty Bastard)
» Bitches (w/ old dirty bastard)
» Bitches (w/ old dirty bastard)
» Bizzar
» Blaaam!!!
» Blaam
» Blacken Your Eyes
» Blackin' Your Eyes
» Blam!
» Blamm
» Blink
» Bloody Bitch
» Blow Me 2
» Bonus Track
» Boogie Woogie Wu
» BOOM
» Bowling Balls
» Bring It On
» Bugz On My Nugz
» Burning Up
» Bury Me Alive
» Bye Bye
» Carnival Of Carnage
» Cartoon Nightmares
» Cemetary Girl
» Cemetery Girl
» Cherry Pie
» Cherry Pie (I Need a Freak)
» Chicken Huntin
» Chicken Huntin (Slaughterhouse mix)
» Chicken Huntin' Slaughter House Mix
» Chicken Huntin'
» Chicken Huntin' SlaughterHouse Mix
» Chop Chop
» Chop Chop (Featuring Esham)
» Chop! Chop!
» Clown Love
» CLOWN LUV
» Come Play Wit Me
» Confessions
» Conquer
» Cotton Candy
» Cotton Candy And Popsicles
» Cotton Candy Popsicles
» CPK's
» Crossing the Bridge
» Crossing Thy Bridge
» Crystal Ball
» D-Day
» Dating Game
» Dead Body Man
» Dead Body Man ( in album Terror Wheel)
» Dead Body Man ( in album Terror Wheel)
» Dead Body Man (Original)
» Dead End
» Dead End w/Ice T
» Dead End wIce T
» Dead Pumpkins
» Demon Face
» Diemuthafuckadie!
» DIEMUTHATFUCKADIE
» Dirt Ball
» Do It
» Dog Beats
» Dogbeats
» Down With The Clown
» Echo Side
» Echo Side (Featuring Twiztid)
» Echoside
» Every Halloween
» Everybody Rize
» Everyday I Die
» Fat Sweaty Betty
» Fearless
» First Day Out
» Fly Away
» For The Maggots
» FUCK OFF
» Fuck The World
» Fuck The World (Clean)
» Gangsta Shit
» Gangsta' Codes
» Gangta' Times
» Get Off Me Dog
» Get Ya Wicked On
» Get Your Wicked On
» Ghetto Freak Show
» Ghetto Freakshow
» Ghetto Style
» Ghetto Zone
» GRAVEYARD
» Great Milenko
» Guts On The Ceiling
» Halloween on Military Street
» Halls Of Illusion (Featuring Slash)
» Halls Of Illusions
» Halls Of Illusions (Clean)
» Headless Boogie
» Hellaighlula
» Hellalujah
» Hell's Forecast
» Hells Forecast
» Hey Vato
» Hokus Pokus
» Hokus Pokus (Jason Nevin's Remix)
» HOKUS POKUS HEADHUNTA'Z REMIX
» Hokus Pokus Headhuta'z Remix
» Hokus Pokus Headhutaz Remix
» Homies
» Hound Dogs
» House Of Horrors
» House Of Mirrors
» House Of Mirrors (Featuring Capitol E)
» House of Wonders
» How Does It Feel?
» How Many Times
» I Could
» I Didn't Mean To Kill Him
» I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL 'EM
» I Didnt Mean To Kill Em
» I Don't Wanna Die
» I Don't Care
» I Dont Care
» I Hate Santa Claws
» I Stab People
» I Stuck Her With My Wang
» I Want My Shit
» I'm Comin' Home
» I'm Coming Home
» I'M NOT ALONE
» If
» Im Coming Home
» Im Not Alone
» In My Room
» In The Haaaaaugh
» In the Haughhh
» Inner City Posse (Interlude)
» Insane Killers
» Insane Killers (Featuring V-Ice)
» Insane Like
» Intelligence And Violence
» Interview
» Into the Light
» Into Thy Light
» Intrizzo
» Intro
» Intro ( Riddle Box )
» Intro ( The Amazing Jeckel Brothers )
» Intro ( The Amazing Jeckel Brothers )
» Intro ( The Great Milenko )
» Intro ( The Great Milenko )
» Intro ( Tunnel Of Love )
» Intro ( Tunnel Of Love )
» Intro (Featuring Alice Cooper)
» Intro (Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 3)
» Intro (Intelligence Violence)
» Intro Great Milenko
» Intro Riddle Box
» Is That You
» Is That You (Featuring Kid Rock)
» It
» It Rains / Bitch Slap
» It Rains Bitch Slap
» It Rains Diamonds
» It Rains DiamondsBitch Slappaz
» Jack Jeckel
» Jacobs Word
» Jake Jeckel
» Jake Jeckle
» Joke Ya Mind
» Joke Your Mind
» Joker And The Juggler / Let Me Go
» Joker And The Juggler Let Me Go
» Joker The JugglerLet Me Go
» Joker's Wild
» Juggalo Chant
» Juggalo Family
» Juggalo Homies
» Juggalo Homies (Featuring Twiztid)
» Juggalo Paradise
» Juggalo's Paradise
» Juggla
» Just Another Crazy Chick
» Just Another Crazy Click
» Just Another Crazy Clique
» Just Another Crazy Clique (Featuring Twiztid)
» Just Like That
» Killa Ova Nuttin
» Killing Feilds
» Knock 2 Dis Mix
» Kokus Pokus
» Let A Killa
» Let a Killa Fuck You
» Let it Rain
» Let Me Go
» Let's Go All the Way
» Lets Go All The Way
» Life At Risk
» Lil' Somethin' Somethin'
» Lock Down
» Lockdown
» Love Song
» Mad Professer
» Mad Professor
» Manic Depressive
» Maybe/Soopa
» MaybeSoopa
» Meat Cleaver
» MENTAL WARP
» Mr Johnson's Head
» MR JOHNSON'S HEAD REMIX
» Mr Johnsons Head
» Mr Johnsons Head Remix
» MR ROTTEN TREATS
» Mr. Happy
» Murder Follows Me
» Murder Go Round
» Murder Rap
» Murder, Murder, Murder
» My Axe
» My Fun House
» My Funhouse
» My Homie Baby Mama
» My Kind Of Bitch
» My Kinda Bitch
» Neden Game
» Never Gone Quit
» Never Had it Made
» New Shit Sampler
» Night Of The Axe
» Ninja
» Nobody in This
» Nothin' But A Bitch
» Nothing's Left
» Nothings Left
» Nuttin' But a Bitch Thang
» Ol Evil Eye
» Ol' Evil Eye
» Old School Pervert
» Oldie But Goodie
» Out
» Out There
» Pain
» Pass Me By
» Pendulum's Promise
» Piggie Pie
» Piggie Pie (Old School)
» Piggy Pie
» Piggy Pie Old School
» Play That Hoe
» Play With Me
» Please Don't Hate Me
» Please Dont Hate Me
» Plug Dat Puss
» Posse on Vernor
» Prom Queen
» Psychopathic
» Psycopathic
» Pumpkin Carver
» Questions
» R U A Ryda?
» R-U-A Ryda?
» Radio Stars
» Rain
» Rainbows And Stuff
» Rainbows Stuff
» Real Underground Baby
» Rebel Flag
» RED CHRISTMAS
» Red Neck Hoe
» Red Neck Neck 99
» Redneck Hoe
» Redneck Hoe '99
» Redneck Hoe '99 Remix
» Renditions Of Reality
» Rich And Famous (Mancow Made Us)
» Rich Famous
» Riddle Box
» Ride 2 Da End
» Ringmaster's World
» Ringmaster's Word
» Ringmasters Word
» Rock The Dead
» Run!
» Ryde Out
» Ryden Dirtay
» Rydin 4 Life
» Santa Killas (Featuring Mike E Clark Fink)
» Santa's A Fat Bitch
» SANTAS A FAT BITCH
» Second Hand Smoke
» Sedatives
» Set It Off
» She Aint Afraid
» Sheep Lovin'
» Simple And Blunt
» Skitsofrantic
» Sleep Walker
» Sleepwalker
» SLIM ANUS
» Slim Anus Eminem Parody
» Smog
» Smoke Break
» Some Fckin How
» Somebody Dissin U
» Somebody's Dissin U
» Something To Say
» Soopa Villians
» South West Voodoo
» Southwest Song
» SOUTHWEST STRANGALA
» SOUTHWEST STRANGLA
» Southwest Voodoo
» Stalker
» Still Stabbin
» Still Stabbin'
» Still Stabbing
» Stomp
» Suicide Hotline
» Super Balls
» Super Star
» Take It!
» Take Me Away
» Take Me Home
» Take Me Home (Featuring Jumpsteady)
» Taste
» Taste (Featuring Esham)
» Terrible
» The Amazing Maze
» The Dateing Game
» The Dating Game
» The Dead One
» The Dirtball
» The Great Milenko
» The Great Show
» The ICP
» The Joker's Wild
» The Jokers Wild
» The Juggla
» The Killing Fields
» The Loons
» The Love Song
» The Mom Song
» The Mom Song (Featuring The Rude Boy)
» The Neden Game
» The Neden Game (Alternate Version)
» The Night Of The 44
» The Night Of The Axe
» The Oddities
» The Pendulum's Promise
» The Raven's Mirror
» The Shaggy Show
» The Shaggy Show (Featuring Snoop Dogg)
» The Show Must Go On
» The Smog
» The Staleness
» The Stalker
» The Stalness
» The Train (featuring ABK)
» The Witch
» The Wizard Of Delray
» The Wraith
» There It Goes
» Three 6 Mafia wICP Twiztid
» Three Rings
» Thumpin
» Thy Intro
» Thy Raven's Mirror
» Thy Ravens Mirror
» Thy Staleness
» Thy Unveiling
» Thy Wraith
» Tilt A Whirl
» Tilt-A-Whirl
» To the Light (Intro)
» Toxic Love
» Toy Box
» True Stories
» Truly Alone
» Under The Moon
» Unveiling
» Violent Crimes
» Violent J's The Mack
» Wagon Wagon
» Walk Into The Darkness
» Walk Into The Light
» Walk Into Thy Light
» Warrior
» Wax Museum
» We Belong
» We Gives No Fuck
» We Gives No Fucks
» Welcome To The Show
» Welcome To Thy Show
» What Is A Juggalo
» What's the hell's a ninja?
» Whats the hells a ninja?
» Whatthefuck!?!?
» When I Get Out
» When Vampiro Gets High
» Who Asked You
» Who?
» Whut
» Wickit Klown
» Wickit Klowns
» Willy Bubba
» Witching Hour
» Wizard Of Delray
» Wizard Of The Ghetto
» Wizard Of The Hood
» Wraith
» Y
» You Belong
» Your Rebel Flag

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