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The Wizard of Delray

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* later known as the Insane Clown Posse



Aww shit homeboy you shoulda seen me

Drunk at the party drinkin 5th of M.D.

Cold passed out on my homeboy's crib

Curled up on the floor like a motha fuckin kid

Dreamen I was drinkin some Faygo

In my dorm house and here comes a tornado

The crib goes up spinnin round and round

Then BAM i just landed ground

Walked out the house seen the yellow brick road

Up walks a little pimp with a can and some gold

Nugget rings, gold teeth and a cup of 8 ball

And only 3 feet tall

He said welcome and greedings to your new land Joe

I said who the fuck are you Sky Lolo?

He said I'm a pimp a player a baller and yo

To get out of here you walk the yellow brick road

By the way homeboy you got a murder rep

Pointed down at the house and my head just sat

I crushed the witch all I saw was a freak

She had a fresh pair of pumps on lookin oh so sweet

I grabed the midget by his throat and checked in his gat

Slaped 'em in the eye and said I'm the mack

Checked on the witches pumps and said I'm on my way

My name ain't Dorathy yo it's Violent J

If the wizards guards don't let me pass

I'ma stick my size 10 boot in they ass

Walkin down yellow brick singin Yo Crime Pays

Came to a part in the road and a half and a gage

In the field I saw a god damn scare crow

I ain't playin no games tell my ass were to go

He said hold up motha fucka it ain't about all that

I ain't scary bitch my names Nate The Mack

I got a mossburg underneath my straw

We can buck 2 pucko he's a god damn jaw

Yo homeboy this place aint a joint

This crazy ass belongs with me in Detroit

He said Scare Crow Mack I don't really care

Like big daddy cane I'll take you there

So we sat down chillin on yellow brick

Talkin about all the bitches that sucked our dick

Later down the road I said God damn!

I saw a fuckin tin man

I said suit cans scrap metal and coral

I'ma crumble your ass like aluminum foil

Unless you take me to the wizard so I can go home G

Damn Tin Man had a gat pointed at me

I'll team with 2 Dope and I'll fuck you up

Figure I'll pull the trigger and your casket shut

I said bring your tin can ass with us

Me and Scare Crow Mack will stick to the bus

A cap in the Wizards ass

Come to Detroit and make plenty of cash

Commin up to the forest me and my 2 boys

Like in the movie we was singin that noise

Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives oh my

Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives oh my

Hoods and Hoodlums and Theives oh my

I'ma blacked someone's eye

If I get jumped in the fuckin jungle

Cuz if someone rushes me, we gonna rumble

Then a fuckin lion jumped on Nate The Mack

Tried to eat his ass like he was Nate The Snack

The Lion pulled out a gat and said drop your walletes

You wanna spark homeboy you eatin bullets

My name is Lavel Lion then he started crien

Slip once and all ya motha fuckas are diein

Chill you god damn buck tooth ass hoe

Don't rob us G rob a liquar store

In Detroit Delray southwest city

Cuz know livin in these woods are shity

Come with us, we'll take ya to Delray

You can rob motha fuckas every god damn day

Shit finally we was at the castle

And with there guards we got no hastle

Strap like Al Capone started bustin out the holes

Droped them all, like domino's

We found some big doors so we kicked 'em in

And thats when we seen my Wizard friend

I said take my ass home and he started to laugh

So I shot his pompus show magical ass

Boom boom boom, the mutha fucka dropped

Before I stepped to 'em make sure my gun was cocked

We found a set of key's layin beside him

They went to his truck and we was low ridin

Back to Detroit like MOJO

Fucked his ass up and we forgot about toto

Bang woke up drunk as hell

Stumbled over to Rude Boy

Before I started to tell My story

Then I let it pass

Cuz I know he'll laugh at my drunk ass



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