[Ice-T]
Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
why I didn't do no old sex nasty shit
But this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherfuckin nigga)
Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...

I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a bitch with hair, a bitch with none
A bitch with a knife, a bitch with a gun
A bitch with a ass big as a TV set
And there's a bitch over there; hey, the one I'm gonna get
But yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I fuck 'em all and leave 'em on the curve
I got a bitch with a mink, who rocks a fat gold link
who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
Got a bitch with tits, a bitch with ass
A bitch with none, but hey I give her a pass
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit it...
Nah a bitch ain't one

[Ice-T]
I got a bitch that's old, a bitch that's new
A bitch who love velvet in the colors blue
I got a bitch who's fat, a bitch who's built
A bitch who all her titties give out powdered milk
I got a bitch who's funny, a bitch who ain't
A bitch who can sing, a bitch who cain't
A bitch who loves fuckin on a airplane..
I even got a bitch off +Soul Train+
I got a bitch who rolls a rag-top Benz..
Long ends
I got a bitch who's broke as a bum..
But she's the most fun
I got a bitch who play piano, a bitch who don't
A bitch who dances naked, a bitch who won't
A bitch who's short, a bitch who's tall
A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me

Yo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these motherfuckers all the over the world; the 2 Live style
of how the bitches treat a motherfuckin fly nigga like you

[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one of them
I don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the bitch exciter
I only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my bitches, cause I'm never never softenin
Puttin the demand on 'em, fuck 'em and scram on 'em
The "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So fuck how you feel, you fuckin cheap thrill
I hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one!

[Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherfucker you got problems man?
(A bitch ain't one) Aww shit!
Now let me tell you how to do this shit

[M] I got a bitch that loves to G
[I] She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
[M] I got a bitch who loves both
[I] I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
[I] I got a bitch that's fast, a bitch that's slow
[M] A bitch that's a virgin and a bitch that's a ho
[I] A bitch that lies
[M] A bitch that's true
[I] A bitch who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "Bitches 2"
[I] I got a bitch that's cool
[M] A bitch that's hot
[I] A bitch who loves rap, a bitch who loves rock
[I] A bitch who's lost and one who knows where it's at
[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[M] I got a bitch that runs, I got a bitch that walks
[M] I got a bitch that yells, I got a bitch who talks
[I] I got a bitch that's dirty, got a bitch that's neat
[I] I got a super fine bitch that I knocked in the swap meet

[Ice-T]
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one - hit me...
No a bitch ain't one..
(Huh, you know a bitch ain't one!)

[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherfuckin rent Marquis
But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourself nothin man
Fuck them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga

[Ice-T]
A bitch ain't one
I got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a bitch ain't one
Got problems with motherfuckers.. buyin my records
But a bitch ain't one

[Brother Marquis]
Fuck 'em all, nigga fuck them motherfuckers

[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A bitch ain't one
Got problems man

[Brother Marquis]
All them motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin ass.. f'real

[Ice-T]
Really, niggaz worryin about bitches
They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]




» 409
» 6 'N The Mornin'
» 6'n the mornin'
» 7th Deadly Sin (Intro)
» 7th Deadly Sin (Intro)(feat. Jay-Z
» 99 Problems
» 99 Problems (Feat Brother Marquis)
» 99 Problems (featuring Brother Marquis)
» 99 Problems(feat. Brother Marquis
» Addicted to Danger
» Ain't A Damn Thing Changed
» Always Wanted to be a Ho
» Big Gun
» Bitches 2
» Body Count
» Check Your Game
» Check Your Game (Feat King T)
» Check Your Game (featuring King T)
» Check Your Game(feat. King T
» Check Your Heart
» CJ Mac (Interlude) (featuring CJ Mac)
» CJ Mac Interlude
» CJ Mac Interlude (Feat CJ Mac)
» CJ Mac Interlude(feat. CJ Mac
» Colors
» Common Sense
» Cramp Your Style
» Dear Homie
» Dear Homie (Feat Hen-Gee)
» Dear Homie (featuring Hen-Gee)
» Dear Homie(feat. Hen-Gee
» Depths of Hell
» Depths Of Hell (featuring Daddy Nitro)
» Depths of Hell(feat. Daddy Nitro
» Depts Of Hell
» Disorder
» Disorder (featuring Slayer)
» Don't Hate the Playa
» Dont Hate The Playa
» Drama
» Ed
» Escape from the Killing Fields
» Exodus
» Eye of the Storm
» Eye Of The Storm (Feat Buckshot Shorty)
» Eye Of The Storm (featuring Buckshot Shorty)
» Eye Of The Storm(feat. Buckshot Shorty
» First Impression
» Fly By
» Forced to Do Dirt
» Freedom of Speech
» Fried Chicken
» Fuck It
» Fuck It (Feat El Sadiq Powerlord JEL)
» Fuck It (featuring El Sadiq Powerlord JEL)
» Fuck It(feat. El Sadiq, Powerlord JEL
» Funky Gripsta
» G Style
» Get Your Moneyman
» Girls LGBNAF
» God Forgive Me
» God Forgive Me (Feat Laquen and SLEJ)
» God Forgive Me (featuring Laquan SLEJ)
» God Forgive Me(feat. Laquan and SLEJ
» Gotta Lotta Love
» Grand Larceny
» Hardcore
» Hardcore (Feat Radzay Bazaro Grip)
» Hardcore (featuring Radzay Bazaro Grip)
» Heartbeat
» High Rollers
» Hit the Deck
» Hit the Fan
» Home Invasion
» How Does it Feel
» How Does It Feel (Feat Big Rich)
» How Does It Feel (featuring Big Rich)
» How Does it Feel(feat. Big Rich
» I Ain't New Ta This
» I Aint New Ta This
» I Love Ladies
» I Must Stand
» I'm Your Pusher
» Ice M.F. T
» Ice MFT
» Ice T
» Iceberg
» Ice's Exodus
» Inside of a Gangsta
» Inside Of A Gangsta (Feat Jell)
» Inside Of A Gangsta (featuring Jell)
» Inside of a Gangsta(feat. Jell
» Intro
» Intro (7th Deadly Sin)
» Intro (Feat Jay-Z)
» Intro (featuring Jay-Z)
» Intro (Rhyme Pays)
» It's On
» Killers
» L.G.B.N.A.F.
» Lethal Weapon
» Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous
» Make it Funky
» Make the Loot Loop
» Message To The Soldier
» Mic Contract
» Midnight
» Mind Over Matter
» Money Power Women
» MVPS
» New Jack Hustler
» Note
» NY, NY
» O.G. Original Gangster
» Pain
» Peel Their Caps Back
» Personal
» Pimp Anthem
» Pimpin' Ain't Easy (Godfather Theme)
» Power
» Prepared to Die
» Pulse of the Rhyme
» Question And Answer
» Race War
» Radio Suckers
» Rap Games Hijacked
» Reckless (12)
» Reckless (12) (Feat The Glove Dave Storrs)
» Reckless (12)(feat. The Glove, Dave Storrs
» Retaliation
» Return of the Real
» Rhyme Pays
» Ricochet
» Sex
» Sex (Bonus Beat)
» Shit Hit The Fan (Feat Shawnie Shawn)
» Shit Hit The Fan (featuring Shawnie Shawn)
» Shut Up Be Happy (Feat Jello Biafra)
» Shut Up Be Happy (featuring Jello Biafra)
» Shut Up, Be Happy
» Shut Up, Be Happy(feat. Jello Biafra
» Somebody Gotta Do It
» Somebody Gotta Do It (Pimpin' Aint Easy)
» Somebody Gotta Do It (Pimpin' Ain't Easy!!!)
» Sondoobiest (Interlude) (featuring Sondoobiest)
» Sondoobiest Interlude
» Sondoobiest Interlude (Feat Sondoobiest)
» Sondoobiest Interlude(feat. Sondoobiest
» Soul on Ice
» Squeeze the Trigger
» Straight Up Nigga
» Swazy
» That's How I'm Livin
» The 5th
» The 7th
» The 7th (Feat Marc Live Ras Kass Tash (The Lik
» The 7th (featuring Marc Live Ras Kass Tash (Tha Liks))
» The Girl Tried to Kill Me
» The House
» The Hunted Child
» The Iceberg
» The Lane
» The Lane (EVA Remix)
» The Syndicate
» The Tower
» They Want Me Back In
» They Want Me Back In (Feat Big Rich)
» They Want Me Back In (featuring Big Rich)
» They Want Me Back In(feat. Big Rich
» This One's for Me
» This Ones For Me
» Threat (Interlude) (featuring Threat)
» Threat Interlude
» Threat Interlude (Feat Threat)
» Threat Interlude(feat. Threat
» Valuable Game
» Warning
» Watch the Ice Break
» What Ya Wanna Do?
» Where the Shit Goes Down
» Ya Shoulda Killed Me Last Year
» You Played Yourself
» Ziplock

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