Spider: We are . . . actually the same note, but . . .
John: But different octave
Spider: Right. We are 4,928 octaves below the big note
Monica: Are ya . . . are you trying to tell me that . . . that this whole universe revolves around one note?
Spider: No, it doesn't revolve around it; that's what it is. It's one note

Spider: Everybody knows that lights are notes. Light, light, is just a vibration of the note, too. Everything is
Monica: That one note makes everything else so insignificant
John: What about negative light?
Spider: Pigs use it for a tambourine, which is one of the reasons why their music is so hard to understand




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» A Bunch Of Adventures
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» A Few Moments With Brother A West
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» A Great Guy
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» A Little Green Rosetta
» A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
» A Pound for a Brown
» A Pound For A Brown (On The Bus)
» A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
» A Token Of My Extreme
» A Tunnel Into Muck
» A Typical Sound Check
» A Version Of Himself
» A Very Nice Body
» Absolutely Free
» Advance Romance
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» Agency Man
» Alien Orifice
» Alley Cat
» America Drinks
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» Amnesia Vivace
» Andy
» Any Downers
» Any Kind Of Pain
» Any Way The Wind Blows
» Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Rub
» Any Way The Wind Blows (in album Cruising With Ruben The Jets)
» Anything
» Anyway The Wind Blows
» Apostrophe
» Apostrophe(')
» Approximate
» Are You Hung Up
» Are You Upset?
» Artificial Rhonda
» At The Gas Station
» Attack Attack Attack
» Attack! Attack! Attack!
» Babbette
» Babette
» Baby Snakes
» Baby Take Your Teeth Out
» Bacon Fat
» Bad Acting
» Baked-Bean Boogie
» Bamboozled By Love
» Be In My Video
» Be-Bop Tango
» Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)
» Beat It With Your Fist
» Beauty Knows No Pain
» Beer Shampoo
» Big Leg Emma
» Billy The Mountain
» Bit Of Nostalgia
» Black Napkins
» Bobby Brown
» Bobby Brown Goes Down
» Botulism On The Hoof
» Bow Tie Daddy
» Briefcase Boogie
» Broken Hearts Are For Assholes
» Brown Moses
» Brown Shoes Don't Make It
» Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Reb
» Brown Shoes Don't Make It (in album Tinseltown Rebellion
» Brown Shoes Dont Make It
» But Who Was Fulcanelli?
» Bwana Dik
» Call Any Vegetable
» Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band Fro
» Call Any Vegetable (in album Just Another Band From L.A.)
» Camarillo Brillo
» Canadian Customs
» Canarsie
» Can't Afford No Shoes
» Carol You Fool
» Carolina
» Carolina Hard Core Ecstasy
» Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy
» Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do
» Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy (in album You Can't Do That O
» Catholic Girls
» Centerville
» Chalk Pie
» Champagne Lecture
» Chana In De Bushwop
» Charles Ives
» Charlie's Enormous Mouth
» Charva
» Cheap Thrills
» Cheepnis
» Childish Perversions
» Chocolate Halvah
» Chunga's Revenge
» Church Chat
» City Of Tiny Lights
» City Of Tiny Lites
» City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On
» City Of Tiny Lites (in album You Can't Do That On Stage
» Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus
» Clowns On Velvet
» Cocaine Decisions
» Cocaine Decisions (in album You Can't Do That On S
» Cock-Suckers' Ball
» Cold Light Generation
» Concentration Moon
» Concentration Moon, Part One
» Concentration Moon, Part Two
» Conehead
» Cops & Buns
» Cops Buns
» Cosmik Debris
» Cradle Rock
» Crew Slut
» Cruising For Burgers
» Cucamonga
» Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
» Dance Contest
» Dancin' Fool
» Dancing Fool
» Dark Water!
» Dear Jeepers
» Debra Kadabra
» Dental Hygeine Dilemma
» Dental Hygiene Dilemma
» Deseri
» Dew On The Newts We Got
» Dickie's Such An Asshole
» Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Dev
» Didja Get Any Onya?
» Dinah Moe Hum
» Dinah Moe Humm
» Dinah-Moe Humm
» Dinah-Moe-Hum
» Dinah-Moe-Humm
» Diptheria Blues
» Directly From My Heart To You
» Dirty Love
» Disco Boy
» Diseases Of The Band
» Divan
» Do Not Pass Go
» Do Not Try This At Home
» Do You Like My New Car
» Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
» Dog Breath
» Dog Breath In The Year Of The Plague
» Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
» Don't Eat There
» Don't Take Me Down
» Don't You Ever Wash That Thing?
» Dong Work For Yuda
» Dont Eat The Yellow Snow
» Doreen
» Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymor
» Doreen (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore vol
» Drafted Again
» Drop Dead
» Drowning Witch
» Drowning Witch (in album You Can't Do That On Stag
» Drums Are Too Noisy
» Duke Of Prunes
» Dumb All Over
» Dummy Up
» Easy Meat
» Eat The Yellow Snow (Pt 2)
» Echidna's Arf (Of You)
» Eddie Are You Kidding
» Electric Aunt Jemima
» Elvis Has Just Left The Building
» Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
» Epilogue
» Evelyn A Modified Dog
» Every Time I See You
» Excentrifugal Forz
» Farther O'Blivion
» Father Obliviion
» Father O'Blivion
» Fembot In A Wet T-Shirt
» Fifty-Fifty
» Find Her Finer
» Fine Girl
» Flakes
» Flambay
» Florentine Pogen
» Flower Punk
» Flowing Inside-Out
» Food Gathering In Post-Industrial America, 1992
» For Calvin
» For Calvin (And His Next Two Hitch-Hikers)
» For Duane
» For The Young Sophisticate
» Fountain Of Love
» Frank Zappa
» Frogs With Dirty Little Lips
» Galoot Up-Date
» Gee, I Like Your Pants
» Geneva Farewell
» German Lunch
» Get A Little
» Getting Stewed
» Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder
» Go Cry On Somebody Elses Shoulder
» GOA
» Goblin Girl
» God Bless America
» Going For The Money
» Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
» Handsome Cabin Boy
» Happy Together
» Harder Than Your Husband
» Harder That Your Husband
» Harry & Rhonda
» Harry Rhonda
» Harry You're A Beast
» Harry-As-A-Boy
» Have You Ever Heard Their Band?
» He Used To Cut The Grass
» Heavenly Bank Account
» Heavy Duty Judy
» He's Right
» He's So Gay
» He's Watching Us
» Help, I'm A Rock
» Here Comes The Gear, Lads
» Here Lies Love
» Hog Heaven
» Holding The Group Back
» Holiday In Berlin
» Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me
» Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
» Hot Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
» Hot Poop
» Hot Rats
» Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
» Hotel Atlanta Incidentals
» How Could I Be Such A Fool
» How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With
» How Could I Be Such A Fool (in album Cruising With Ruben The Jets)
» How The Pigs' Music Works
» How's Your Bird
» Hungry Freaks, Daddy
» I Ain't Got No Heart
» I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellio
» I Ain't Got No Heart (in album Tinseltown Rebellion)
» I Come From Nowhere
» I Could Be A Star Now
» I Don't Even Care
» I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
» I Have Been In You
» I Promise Not To Come In Your Mouth
» I Wish Motorhead Would Come Back
» Ian Underwood Whips It Out
» I'm A Band Leader
» I'm A Beautiful Guy
» I'm Doomed
» I'm Not Satisfied
» I'm Not Satisfied (in album Cruising With Ruben &
» I'm So Cute
» I'm Stealing The Towels
» I'm The Slime
» If Only She Woulda
» If We'd All Been Living In California
» If You're Not A Professional Actor
» In France
» In-A-Gadda-Stravinsky
» Inca Roads
» Intro
» Intro To Music For Low Budget Orchestra
» Introduction
» Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkin
» Invocation And Ritual Dance Of The Young Pumpkins
» Invocation Ritual Dance of The Young Pumpkin
» Is That All There Is?
» It Ain't Necessarily The Saint James Infirmary
» It Can't Happen Here
» It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
» It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
» Janet's Big Dance Number
» Janets Big Dance Number
» JCB & Kansas On The Bus #1
» JCB & Kansas On The Bus #2
» Jeff Quits
» Jelly Roll Gum Drop
» Jessie Lee
» Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk
» Jewish Princess
» Jezebel Boy
» Joe's Garage
» Joes Garage
» Johnny Darling
» Jones Crusher
» Jumbo Go Away
» Just One More Time
» Kaiser Rolls
» Kaiser Rolls (Du Jour)
» Keep It Greasey
» Keep It Greasy
» Kenny's Booger Story
» King Kong
» Kung Fu
» Later That Night
» Latex Solar Beef
» Learning Penis Dimension
» Lemme Take You To The Beach
» Let's Make The Water Turn Black
» Let's Move To Cleveland
» Letter From Jeepers
» Library Card
» Like It Or Not
» Lil' Clanton Shuffle
» Little Girl Of Mine
» Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
» Little Green Scratchy Sweaters Courduroy Ponce
» Little House I Used To Live In
» Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore
» Little House I Used To Live In (in album Fillmore East )
» Little Rubber Girl
» Lonely Little Girl
» Lonesome Cowboy Burt
» Lonesome Cowboy Nando
» Lonesome Electric Turkey
» Lost In A Whirlpool
» Louie Louie
» Love Of My Life
» Love Story
» Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
» Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up (in album You Can't
» Luigi and The Wise Guys
» Lumpy Gravy I
» Magdalena
» Magic Fingers
» Make A Jazz Noise Here
» Man With The Woman Head
» Marqueson's Chicken
» Martin Lickert's Story
» Mary Lou
» Master Ringo
» Memories Of El Monte
» Meow
» Moggio
» Mom and Dad
» Mom Dad
» Montana
» Montana (Whipping Floss)
» More Trouble Every Day
» Mother People
» Motherly Love
» Mount St. Mary's Concert Excerpt
» Move It Or Park It
» Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
» Mozart Ballet - Piano Sonata in B flat
» Mozart Ballet-Piano Sonata in B flat
» Mr Clean
» Mr Green Genes
» Ms Pinky
» Mudd Club
» Mudd Club (in album Thing-Fish)
» Muffin Man
» Murder By Numbers
» My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama
» My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Ca
» My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (in album You Can't Do
» My Head?
» Mystery Roach
» N-Lite
» Nando
» Nanook Rubs It
» Nap Time
» Nasal Retentive Calliope Music
» Nig Biz
» No No No
» No Not Now
» No Not Now (in album Thing-fish)
» No Waiting For The Peanuts To Dissolve
» No, No Cherry
» Oh No
» On The Bus
» Once Again, Without The Net
» Once Upon A Time
» Orrin Hatch On Skis
» Our Bizarre Relationship
» Outside Now
» Outside Now (in album Broadway The Hard Way)
» Outside Now (Original Solo)
» Packard Goose
» Panty Rap
» Peaches En Regalia
» Peaches III
» Penguin In Bondage
» Penis Dimension
» Pick Me, I'm Clean
» Pink Napkins
» Pinocchio's Furniture
» Planet Of My Dreams
» Planet Of The Baritone Women
» Plastic People
» Playground Psychotics
» Po Jama People
» Po-Jama People
» Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead
» Porn Wars
» Pound For A Brown
» Prelude To King Kong
» Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas
» Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask
» Progress?
» Prologue
» Promiscuous
» Proto-Minimalism
» Punky's Whips
» Put A Little Motor In 'Em
» Pygmy Twylite
» Pygmy Twylyte
» Rat Tomago
» Redneck Eats
» Religious Superstition
» Republicans
» Return Of The Hunch-Back Duke
» Return Of The Son Of Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
» Rhymin' Man
» Ride My Face To Chicago
» Right There
» Road Ladies
» Ronnie Sings?
» Ronnie's Booger Story
» Room Service
» Rubber Shirt
» Rudy Wants To Buy Yez A Drink
» Run Home Slow Main Title Theme
» Run Home Slow: Main Title Theme
» Ruthie-Ruthie
» Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
» Saliva Can Only Take So Much
» Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top
» San Ber'dino
» Satumaa
» Satumaa (Finnish Tango)
» Say Please
» Scene Eight Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
» Scene Eight: Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
» Scene Five The Wet T Shirt Contest
» Scene Five The Wet T-Shirt Contest
» Scene Five: The Wet T-Shirt Contest
» Scene Four Crew Slut
» Scene Four: Crew Slut
» Scene One Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
» Scene One: Entrance Of The Central Scrutinizer
» Scene Seven Why Does It Hurt When I Pee
» Scene Seven: Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?
» Scene Six Toad O Line
» Scene Six Toad-O Line
» Scene Six: Toad-O Line
» Scene Three Catholic Girls
» Scene Three: Catholic Girls
» Scene Two Joe's Garage
» Scene Two: Joe's Garage
» Scrutinizer Postlude
» Scum Bag
» Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
» Semi-Fraudulent/Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
» Semi-FraudulentDirect-From-Hollywood Overture
» SEX
» Sexual Harassment In The Workplace
» Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
» Sharleena
» She Painted Up Her Face
» Ship Ahoy
» Shove It Right In
» Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar
» Shut Up 'N Play Yer Guitar Some More
» Sinister Footwear Ii
» Sleep Dirt
» Sleepin' In A Jar
» Sleeping In A Jar
» Smell My Beard
» Society Pages
» Sofa #1
» Sofa #2
» Sofa No 2
» Soft Sell Conclusion
» Soft-Sell Conclusion
» Someplace Else Right Now
» Son Of Orange County
» Son Of Suzy Creamcheese
» Soup 'N Old Clothes
» Spider Of Destiny
» St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
» St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
» Status Back Baby
» Stevie's Spanking
» Stick It Out
» Stick Together
» Stink Foot
» Stink-Foot
» Stolen Moments
» Strictly Genteel
» Strictly Genteel (The Finale)
» Stucco Homes
» Stuff Up The Cracks
» Suicide Chump
» Sunrise Redeemer
» Super Grease
» Swans? What Swans?
» Sweet Leilani
» Switching Girls
» Sy Borg
» Systems Of Edges
» T**ties & Beer
» Take Me Out To The Ball Game
» Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
» Tears Began To Fall
» Teen Age Prostitute
» Teen Age Wind
» Teen-Age Prostitute
» Teen-Age Wind
» Telephone Conversation
» Tell Me You Love Me
» Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
» That Evil Prince
» That Ol' G Minor Thing Again
» That Would Be The End Of That
» That's Not Really A Shuffle
» That's Not Really Reggae
» The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary
» The Air
» The Black Page
» The Black Page Drum Solo Black Page 1
» The Black Page Drum Solo/Black Page #1
» The Blackouts
» The Blue Light
» The Booger Man
» The 'Torchum' Never Stops
» The Central Scrutinizer
» The Chrome Plated Megaphone Of Destiny
» The Closer You Are
» The Crab-Grass Baby
» The Dangerous Kitchen
» The Dead Girls Of London
» The Deathless Horsie
» The Dick Kunc Story
» The Downtown Talent Scout
» The Dressing Room
» The Duke Of Prunes
» The Duke Regains His Chops
» The Evil Prince
» The Finale
» The Florida Airport Tape
» The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
» The Girl's Dream
» The Groupie Routine
» The Gumbo Variations
» The Idiot Bastard Son
» The Illinois Enema Bandit
» The Jazz Discharge Party Hats
» The Jimmy Carl Black Philosophy Lesson
» The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
» The Legend Of The Golden Arches
» The Little House I Used To Live In
» The Little March
» The Living Garbage Truck
» The London Cab Tape
» The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
» The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
» The Mammy Nuns
» The Man From Utopia
» The Man From Utopia Meets Mary Lou
» The Massive Improve'lence
» The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
» The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fis
» The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing (in album Thing-Fish)
» The Motel Lobby
» The Motel Room
» The Mud Shark
» The Mud Shark Interview
» The Nancy & Mary Music
» The Nancy Mary Music
» The Orange County Lumber Truck
» The Orange County Lumber Truck (Part II)
» The Pigs' Music
» The Poodle Lecture
» The Radio Is Broken
» The Rejected Mexican Pope Leaves The Stage
» The Return Of The Son Of Monster Magnet
» The Sanzini Brothers
» The Sealed Tuna Bolero
» The Sheik Yerbouti Tango
» The Spew King
» The Torture Never Stops
» The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do Tha
» The Torture Never Stops (in album You Can't Do That On S
» The Uncle Meat Variations
» The Untouchables
» The Voice Of Cheese
» The Wet T Shirt Contest
» The Wet T-Shirt Contest
» The White Boy Troubles
» The World's Greatest Sinner
» The Worst Reviews
» Them Or Us
» Theme From The 3rd Movement Of Sinister Footwear
» Theme From The 3rd Mvmt Of Sinister Footwear
» There's No Lust In Jazz
» Things That Look Like Meat
» This Ain't CNN
» This Aint CNN
» This Is All Wrong
» This Is Neat
» This Is Phaze III
» This Town is a Sealed Tuna Sandwich
» This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
» This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
» Tiger Roach
» Time Is Money
» Tink Walks Amok
» Tinsel Town Rebellion
» Tinsel-Town Rebellion
» Tiny Sick Tears
» Titties and Beer
» Titties Beer
» Titties 'N' Beer
» Titties N Beer
» Toad O Line
» Toad-O Line
» Toads Of The Short Forest
» Too Ugly For Show Business
» Transylvania Boogie
» Treacherous Cretins
» Trouble Every Day
» Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In M
» Trouble Every Day (in album Does Humor Belong In Music)
» Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On S
» Trouble Every Day (in album You Can't Do That On Stage A
» Truck Driver Divorce
» Tryin' To Grow A Chin
» Tties Beer
» Tuna Fish Promenade
» Tush Tush Tush
» Tush Tush Tush (A Token Of My Extreme)
» Twenty Small Cigars
» Uncle Bernie's Farm
» Uncle Bernies Farm
» Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II
» Uncle Remus
» Undaunted Band Plays On
» Undaunted, The Band Plays On
» Underground Freak-Out Music
» Valarie
» Valley Girl
» Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression
» Very Distraughtening
» Village Of The Sun
» Wait A Minute
» Watermelon In Easter Hay
» We Are Not Alone
» We Can Shoot You
» We Gotta Get Into Something Real
» Weasels Ripped My Flesh
» Weasles Ripped My Flesh
» We're Turning Again
» We've Got To Get Into Something Real
» Wedding Dress Song
» Welcome To The United States
» Well
» Were We Ever Really Safe In San Antonio?
» Wet T-Shirt Nite
» What Ever Happened To All The Fun In The World
» What Kind Of Girl
» What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are
» What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
» What's New In Baltimore?
» What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body
» What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body Reprise
» Whats New In Baltimore
» When No One Was No One
» When The Lie's So Big
» When The Lies So Big
» Where Is Johnny Velvet
» Where's Our Equipment?
» Which One Is It?
» Whippin Post
» Whippin' Post
» Whippin' Post (in album Does Humor Belong In Music
» White Ugliness
» Who Are The Brain Police?
» Who Needs The Peace Corps
» Why Does It Hurt When I Pee
» Why Don't You Like Me
» Why Don'tcha Do Me Right
» Why Dontcha Do Me Right?
» Why Johnny Can't Read
» Why Not?
» Wild Love
» Willie The Pimp
» Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Sta
» Willie The Pimp (in album You Can't Do That On Stage Any
» Willie The Pimp Part One
» Wind Up Workin' In A Gas Station
» Wind Up Workin' In The Gas Station
» Wind Up Working In A Gas Station
» Winos Do Not March
» Wistful Wit A Fist-Full
» Wistful With A Fist-Full
» Won Ton On
» Wonderful Tattoo!
» Wonderful Wino
» Would You Go All The Way
» Would You Like A Snack?
» Wowie Zowie
» WPLJ
» Ya Hozna
» Ycdtosa6
» Yo Cats
» Yo' Mama
» You Are What You Is
» You Are What You Is (in album Thing-fish)
» You Call That Music?
» You Didn't Try To Call Me
» You Didn't Try To Call Me (in album Cruising With
» You Got Your Armies
» You There, With The Hard On!
» You're Just Insultin' Me, Aren't You!
» You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
» Your Mouth
» Youre Probably Wondering Why Im Here
» Zomby Woof
» Zoot Allures

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