f/ Maestro



[Announcer]

Alright, fellas that was Ashley on the main stage

And right now it's time for the "Déja Vu"

Buy one, get two table dances alright now fellas,

You know what to do,

Here come the ladies!

Here come the ladies!



[Chris Rock]

Hey baby, hey baby

Hey light-skinned sister, come on over here and give a brotha a dance.



[Girl]

Uh... I already got a customer



[Chris Rock]

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Dark-skinned sister why don't ya give a brotha a dance,

come on give a brotha a dance...



[Bitchy Girl]

My shift is over!



[Chris Rock]

Well why don't you work some overtime then!?!



[Bitchy Girl]

SHIIIT!!!



[Chris Rock]

Okay, I understand ya shit...

Hey baby, come here, come here, give a brotha a dance

Corn-rowed sister, give a brotha a dance



[Girl]

I'm a waitress!



[Chris Rock]

Oh okay, okay

(piano starts to play)

Damn! What am I glass? I think I'll sing.



(singing to piano melody)

La-dies of "Déja Vu"

What must I do... to get with you

I got a role of twenties buried in my pants

So here's on little question that I'd like to ask...



(Rap beat starts)



(Chorus: Repeat x4)

CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!

SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! WOO! SHAKE THAT THANG!



[Maestro]

I been workin' for a week, here's the money I got

I'm lookin' for a place to bust this nut

I'm attendin' in my benzo

Lookin' for a place to find some mackin' hoes

But that shit don't thrill me

So I head out to the mad city to get it on, G

Out the benz, I'm lookin' for fun

I'm lookin' for a place that gonna move some (echo)

Know what I'm sayin', know what I'm talkin' about?

I'm lookin' for a bitch that can turn the party out

I met a bitch named Dynasty,

Wit so much back, she made a blind man see.

What's really happenin'?

Too many clothes, not enough booty slappin'

Now I don't need romance, all I need to know is



(Chorus: Repeat x2)

CAN A NIGGA GET A TABLE DANCE!!!

SHAKE IT UP! SHAKE IT UP! WOO! SHAKE THAT THANG!



(Gong Sound)



[Stripper]

I'll give you a table dance!



[Chris Rock]

But you're white!



[Stripper]

And you're cute.



(They start to get it on)



[Chris Rock]

This is a great table dance!



[Stripper]

Hey, you like that?



[Chris Rock]

I love it! This table dance makes me wanna... makes me wanna SING!




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