"In this very ring." "I got balls the size of grapefruits!" you've got no chance. No chance in hell. Stone Cold doesn't have the the testicular fortitude to turn up here tonight "You've got no chance in hell!" "Do not cross the boss!" (Responding to the Big Show, who asks Vince what he thinks the name of his tag team with Billy Gunn should be.) "I don't care if you call yourself double- trouble crap on a stick" (trying to get the "old" Stone Cold back for Invasion 2001) "Give me a Stunner, damn it! Come Back Austin! Give me a Stunner!" (On Ted Turner's WCW) "After he bought WCW, Ted Turner called me and said, 'Guess what, Vince, I'm in the 'rasslin' business!' and I said, 'that's nice, Ted, I'm in the sports entertainment business.'" "This time if Bob Costas gets in my way, I'm going to forget that he is 4- feet-10 and 120 pounds. I'm just going to consider that he's Hulk Hogan, and when he gets in my face this time, in all likelihood, I will beat the living hell out of him." "I believe in the laws of nature. When it's time for me to go, I would like to be devoured by the biggest, baddest carnivore that ever walked the face of the earth. And then, I'd like that son of a ***** to get indigestion and vomit my remains back up." (about his wife, Linda) "But one day she asked me, point-blank, 'Are you having an affair with so-and-so?' And I never lied to her. 'Yes.' It crushed her. Then she asked: 'What about such-and-such.' 'Yes.' It went on. More names. I said, 'Yes, yes and yes.'" "You're Fired!!!" (At the end of each match, as a commentator) "Forget about it." "What I learned from the XFL experience is to be smarter the next time I take on the NFL." "I don't think anybody could have beaten André the Giant in his prime. He was just so quick, notwithstanding his unbelievable size, strength, and intellect." "The worst sound in our business is silence. That means they don't care." "Giving it to the audience is probably the easiest thing. Finding out what they truly want is probably the most difficult."