We’re kind of wondering what Jessica Simpson and Minka Kelly are thinking right now.   Thanks for sharing, Holy Candy.   No, really.    Honestly, who doesn't want to see John Mayer wearing lime green butt floss?   Made our day, that's for sure.     I cannot lie. For a brief moment, my loins may have betrayed me and unexpectedly experienced a favorable reaction to these disturbing photos. However, once I realized John was likely cracking jokes about “making romance explosions” with a bad Borat accent while holding a magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover… my vagina shriveled faster than Pam Anderson’s breasts in an...

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