"I'm not a very good star. I'm small. And I'm bald." (On Eminem referencing him in one of his songs) "At the time I was really flattered that the most succesfull artist in the world took the time out to mention me. During his gigs he has a guy dressed up as me come out so he can shoot me dead with a shotgun. It doesn't bother me, I like to think of it as my entry to the pre-school market." "I'm not a particularly attractive person - 5ft 8in, stooping, with a receding hairline" - about himself