"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." "I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well." "I'm not a death rocker, and I don't wear black." "Id rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not." "I think people who glamorise drugs are f**king ***holes and if there's hell they'll go there." [To 'Weird Al" Yankovic' , when asked for permission to do a parody of "Smells Like Teen Spirit"] "It isn't going to be about food, is it?". "I stared into his eyes and told him that I thought he was a respectable human. I did tell him straight out that I think his band still sucks." - on his encounter with Pearl Jam lead singer Eddie Vedder. I'm not gay, but I wish I was just to piss off the homophobes. If I went to jail, at least I wouldn't have to sign autographs.