So you gorgious one its me David saying hello , and yes ill and a few jolly fellows will be around this evening you still have what it takes for me Your non secret one out Mr. G. Out you look rather ravishing in black buy the way see you later aligator Your david out this message is for my future wife rosie perez of new york

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It's 2009 and I just saw White Men can't Jump a 1992 movie on cable last night. What a funny,funny performance from Rosie Perez. I laughed so hard I peed my pants over and over. A sex goddess with unbelievable timing and delivery. I have studied many of the great comedians, Jackie Gleason, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Steve Martin live and on movies, and I have never ever laughed as hard as I did in that movie. Her scene from Jeopardy when she answers the first question with Who is Babe Ruth, the expression on her face was priceless, absolutely perfect timing and I have never ever seen anything so funny in my entire life. There is so much difficulty in life and to experience belly busting laughter like Rosie Perez gave me last night was one of the best moments in my life. I hope you do some more comedy because you have an incredible gift from God to make people laugh. Lawyers don't laugh that much because we have all that tension built up but when someone hits our funny bone, it is a very momentous occasion. I thinkRose Perez would be the perfect person to spend a morning at the Orange County Swap meet meeting and greeting the 6000 vendors and trying on different clothes items and various sundires. Let me know when she is available. I can be there in a moment's notice.
A heartfelt thanks for giving me a ray of sunshine from a performance 15 years ago which has and will survive the test of time as truly priceless comedy.
PerryMason
If Rosie Perez ever took a minute and wrote me and said hi, it would be one of the greatest events in my life. But if it never happens, I will still always remember until the day I die the incredible smile you put on my face from White Men can't jump. I have never ever seen a love making scene that was so erotic and senusal but at the same time so incredibly zestful, playful and down right funny.
PerryMason

