So Nicole Kidman is in the club, it's official. She is set to pop sometime around July. Now I have to be honest and admit I'm very disappointed to hear this news.

No more Tuesday afternoon's of fun for me - well would you bang a pregnant woman?

And what makes this news even more annoying is the fact I'll need to stop bragging that she is a notch on my bedpost because there is no way I'm going to admit to screwing some fat arsed Australian.

Now I have a free Tuesday afternoon...........
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