I fell in love with you (sort of) when I saw you in the movie Play Time.  That movie was so hot that I had to sit down and write a sequel to it, Play Time 2.  I've written other film scripts but never sold any.  I would like to get this in the hands of the right people and I'd love to see you in the starring role again, if possible.  Do you have any suggestions for me?  I'm sincere and this e-mail is for real.

R. Newell