"Can we talk?!" - trademark "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Her idea of a perfect childbirth experience) "Knock me out with the first pain, and wake me up when the hairdresser arrives." "If you're not a wreck in this business, you're not around." "Once I was having lunch in a fancy restaurant with Lily Tomlin and Richard Pryor. We were all struggling comics together and the day we had lunch, any one of us could have picked up the check. That's when I knew I'd made it." "Camilla Parker Bowles is an earthy, funny woman. You can swear in front of her."

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