"Erasers would taste good with this sauce." [On eating escargot] "I adored Hollywood because I'd always wanted to be a movie star. Maybe in some funny Freudian way, it was my way of getting more attention than my baby sister, who was pretty with curly hair. We all have drives we don't completely understand." "I was the original 'happy hooker.' I've played her in 10 of my 42 movies, and I've played her on television and on the stage."