Thomas DeLonge Quotes

"Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable."

"We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, were artists." (on how Blink 182 write their music)

"I applaud anyone who thinks I'm good-looking and invite them into my world."

"I came up with a little formula. If you write songs about girls, you get more girls at a show. We write A LOT of songs about girls."

"We were bored and we couldn't get chicks. So we decided if we'd be in a band, that would take care of two problems at once."