"If I had my way everyone would be in a 12 step program." Smoking is a great prop. It's a great prop in life. "Acting is pretending that you're not pretending when you're actually pretending." "I am the king of the faux pas. I call everybody by their wrong name, and I congratulate women who are not pregnant. I've done so many awful things by mistake, and usually it's things that make me look totally foolish."