"Money couldn't buy friends but you got a better class of enemy." - Puckoon 1963 "World peace could be a possibility...if it weren't for all those damned foreigners!" "I don't mind dying - I just don't want to be there." "The fondest memory I have is not really of the Goons. It's of a girl called Julia with enormous breasts." On his 62nd birthday - "Any man can be 62, but it takes a bus to be 62A" "A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."