"I'm the 'Showstoppa', the Main Event, the ICON!" "I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing Howard Finkel does not get a lot of chicks!" "I'm going to give you a great match, why? Because I can." (To Randy Orton) "If I had a nickel for every stiff like you that walked into this ring, challenged me and lost, I would be a millionaire...Oh, wait a minute, I am a millionaire and it's because of stiffs like you!" (To Triple H) Don't hunt what you can't kill. "I'll go out there and give you a show like you've never seen. Why? .. Because I can!"