The only time I ever had steady employment was in "Peyton Place" (1964). Once I was in control of my destiny, I found it very difficult. [on Barbra Streisand] The most pretentious woman the cinema has ever known. I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, 'You have a drink on you? You have a car?' She said, 'Daddy, it's me - Tatum!' I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it's my daughter. It's so sick. [in Vanity Fair, admitting to propositioning a woman (who he was unable to recognize as his own daughter) at Farrah Fawcett's funeral]