Why would I wear pink trousers? It's hard enough being gay. "I have nothing to complain about... except maybe people wondering if a queen like me can butch-it-up enough to play a convincing straight man." "I'm a sex machine to both genders. It's all very exhausting. I need a lot of sleep." "I don't understand what he's got against her because this is the second time he's stuck into her a bit. That seems really unfair to me. Listen, any singer who dances all the time, you don't have the breath to sing all the time. Everyone knows that. It's unfair to make it a point. If you do a heavy dance routine, at some point you're going to do a bit of lip-synch. But everybody does that. Madonna sings everything she can sing but, if she goes into a dance routine, she's got to dance; you can't breathe and dance and sing at the same time. She doesn't lip-synch her whole performance. I bet Elton has lip-synched moments of his performance, even though he's at a piano all the time. He's very bossy these days, I think. I mean he's lovely but he's a bit bossy and he does seem a bit cranky." "I think Elton has lost it completely. He loves to tell you how he overcame addictions - drugs, bulimia... He did not overcome addictions. He went from one to another... All these shopping sprees, and not controlling his mouth." "English actors are treated like immigrants - they're a gypsy race. They go where the work is and there's never been much work in England. They're treated very badly." "One of the great things about getting older is that unemployment becomes more and more fun."