"I'm the reason Hulk Hogan lost his hair!" "I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum." "Just when they think they know all the answers, I change the questions." Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown, DA DA DUM, Imperial Margarine, and he talks about what he's going to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do anything to me, you really are a King, King of FOOLS, Jack!" "Real men wear kilts." "I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me." "I don't need to know how tough I am to know how tough I am."