"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
On looking young: "The secret is to moisturise the face. I've been doing that since I was 17 years old."
On Brigitte Bardot: "She's the only woman I've ever had a sexual fantasy about. With me, looks come first, and she's everything a woman should be. She's blonde and beautiful, she's got the most incredible legs--etcetera, etcetera. And she's French as well."
On his former wife, Rachel Hunter, shortly after their break-up: "She was the first woman who left me".