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The Animal (2001): $1,000,000+

Likes to wear '70s clothes. His mother is Filipino. Grew up in San Francisco suburb of Pacifica. Area known as Pedro Point, overlooking Linda Mar Beach. Graduated from Pacifica's Terra Nova High School. Youngest of five children. His mother Pilar, is a former kindergarten teacher who now presides over the town school board. His father, Marvin was a real estate broker. Has a sister named April Schneider, born in 1959. Got his first break with an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman in 1987. Has a two-bedroom apartment in San Francisco in Nob Hill. Spends many of his evenings hanging out with his pals working on scripts. Has a passion for collecting stuff. His apartment is surrounded by '50s rattan furniture, a tiki lamp and a pair of Eskimo snowshoes. He honed his act at San Francisco comedy clubs opening for the likes of Jay Leno, Jerry Seinfeld and Dana Carvey. "Saturday Night Live" producer Lorne Michaels spotted Rob on HBO's "13th Annual Young Comedians Special" in 1990 and signed him up as a writer on SNL. Has nearly 50 celebrity impersonations and odd voices. Dated former NBC press representative Jill Barron. [1995] Insipered by the work of Monty Python, Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder and Peter Sellers. Dated actress/comedian Julia Sweeney, when both of them were on "Saturday Night Live". [1991-1994] Has a treasured painting of Jack Lord of "Hawaii Five-O, whom he saw crossing a lobby while on a family vacation in Oahu when he was 8. He found the portrait in a vintage shop in San Francisco. His brother, John Schneider, is his manager. Has a collection of Hawaiian shirts. Co-owns restaurant Eleven in San Francisco. Has one daughter, Tanner Schneider. His mother, Pilar Schneider, is featured in a cameo role in "Deuce Bigalow" (as the lady at the restaurant Deuce goes to for his blind date with Kate). Drives a silver Porsche Carerra Cabriolet identical to the one he drove in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (2003) His mother also has a cameo in "The Hot Chick" as the head judge at the cheerleading conference Born on the same day as actor Dermot Mulroney. His mother, Pilar Schneider, also played in his movie, The Animal, as Mrs. De La Rosa. Is close friends with comedian Adam Sandler. He makes appearances in his movies and vice versa. (The Hot Chick, Big Daddy, etc.) Attended WWE's Wrestlemania 21 at April 2005 [1996] Was an emergency guest on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" when Charlie Sheen suddenly cancelled on the day he was scheduled. Schneider was in the adjacent studio taping "Men Behaving Badly" when he gladly accepted the request to take Sheen's place on very short notice. Daughter's name is Elle Tanner Schneider; she also appeared in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo as a Girl of America selling cookies. Is Eurasian like fellow actors Andrew Johnston, Brandon Lee, Keanu Reeves, Russell Wong, Michael Wong and actresses Jessica Anderson, Devon Aoki, China Chow, Kelly Hu, Kristin Kreuk, Jaymee Ong, Anthony Begonia, Maggie Q and Monica Young. Is a San Francisco Giants fan